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lrcentral

September 14, 2008, 01:36:12 am

usnavyhogfan

September 14, 2008, 01:44:17 am #1
LMAO what man in his right mind can proudly say they own and bring to games a "nutt rag" hahaha
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Ragnar Hogbrok

September 14, 2008, 01:49:17 am #2
I hear they come in "handy" after an unsuccessful night on the prowl after an Ole Piss loss.
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lechon

September 14, 2008, 02:56:26 am #3
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PotBelliedPig29

September 14, 2008, 03:18:21 am #4
It is funny that yall made this a topic. My friend from high school goes to Ole Miss and he is a Senior this year and this summer he came back to Hot Springs for the 4th of July and he said that he and a friend were going to start making towels for the games called Nutt Rags and was selling them in the Grove. I thought it was hilarious and he was dead serious. I didnt think he was actually going to follow through but evidently he did.

That just cracks me up.
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Pork Authority

September 14, 2008, 08:34:05 am #5
Didnt Channel 40/29 tried to promote those Nutt Rags a couple of years ago in Fayetteville?

silvertip

September 14, 2008, 08:43:59 am #6

gohee

September 14, 2008, 09:19:00 am #7
Quote from: Pork Authority on September 14, 2008, 08:34:05 am
Didnt Channel 40/29 tried to promote those Nutt Rags a couple of years ago in Fayetteville?
I think DB had some monogrammed.

pigsooie_73

September 14, 2008, 09:40:27 am #8
That is completely ridiculous. Next year the PA announcer will be introducing the team as Houston Nutt's Ole Miss Rebels.

Hawgon

September 14, 2008, 09:40:34 am #9
The just need to make sure they have lots of those rags handy after their game with Florida in a few weeks. Their faces are going to need wiping.

hogdiggity

September 14, 2008, 09:56:43 am #10
They should sell these in Foreman Ark, every year they have the Testicle Festival!!  Sounds like the perfect napkin for the event.

The real Hogules

September 14, 2008, 10:07:01 am #11
Next thing they need to market is the Nutt sack for carrying their snacks around outside the stadium.  ;)

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Ragnar Hogbrok

September 14, 2008, 11:04:40 am #12
I hear that next in the line of "Nutt" inspired products is an energy drink called "Nutt Juice."
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." ― H.L. Mencken

Hogville prediction formula:

1.  Insert bad news prediction. A loss, a recruit going elsewhere, a coach leaving, etc.
2.  Tag "hope I'm wrong," on the end.
3a.  Enjoy a correct prediction.
3b.  Act like you're relieved you're wrong and celebrate with everyone else.
 

kgr

September 14, 2008, 12:03:31 pm #13
Everyday I think I have seen/heard the most unusual/bizarre item.  Then something like this arrives.

What have we learned in 2,064 years?

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to
work,  instead of living on public assistance."
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Cicero   - 55 BC

So,   evidently nothing.

Pig In the Mud

September 14, 2008, 12:20:47 pm #14
Quote from: wocraig on September 14, 2008, 11:04:40 am
I hear that next in the line of "Nutt" inspired products is an energy drink called "Nutt Juice."

Oh, you know what would go perfectly with Nutt Juice?  Nutt crackers.  Get you a big Nutt sac full of Nutt crackers, wash it down with some Nutt juice, and then wipe your face with the Nutt rag.  Sounds like a Ole' Miss tailgate party.

Ragnar Hogbrok

September 14, 2008, 12:48:51 pm #15
Quote from: Pig In the Mud on September 14, 2008, 12:20:47 pm
Oh, you know what would go perfectly with Nutt Juice?  Nutt crackers.  Get you a big Nutt sac full of Nutt crackers, wash it down with some Nutt juice, and then wipe your face with the Nutt rag.  Sounds like a Ole' Miss tailgate party.

That's good stuff right there.
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." ― H.L. Mencken

Hogville prediction formula:

1.  Insert bad news prediction. A loss, a recruit going elsewhere, a coach leaving, etc.
2.  Tag "hope I'm wrong," on the end.
3a.  Enjoy a correct prediction.
3b.  Act like you're relieved you're wrong and celebrate with everyone else.

Sivad

September 14, 2008, 08:52:54 pm #16
Ole Miss now selling "Nutt Rags"?

You just gotta be kiddin'.

Fatmanhog

September 14, 2008, 09:08:16 pm #17
lol hehe what else can we say.thank you ole miss, just thank you.
to nutt or not to nutt, thats not even a question any more.

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Ex-Trumpet

September 14, 2008, 10:19:11 pm #18
Quote from: Pig In the Mud on September 14, 2008, 12:20:47 pm
Oh, you know what would go perfectly with Nutt Juice?  Nutt crackers.  Get you a big Nutt sac full of Nutt crackers, wash it down with some Nutt juice, and then wipe your face with the Nutt rag.  Sounds like a Ole' Miss tailgate party.

You need to post this on the Ole Miss board!!  Classic!
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idochog

September 14, 2008, 10:21:57 pm #19
Quote from: Ex-Trumpet on September 14, 2008, 10:19:11 pm
You need to post this on the Ole Miss board!!  Classic!

I prefer to wipe my butt w/ Nutt toilet paper.  That is the best location for anything Nutt
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edmo

September 14, 2008, 10:35:19 pm #20
AYSM!!!!!!


This thread is so wrong on so many levels!!!!!!!


I LOVE IT!!!!!

huntindoc

September 14, 2008, 10:35:21 pm #21
Sounds like there are a few more level heads there (no pun intended). 

Someone call ESPiN!

hd

moley_russells_wart_hog

September 15, 2008, 12:37:32 am #22
all i can think of is in reference to the snl skit, i have a sweaty nutt rag

Sonofahog

September 15, 2008, 12:43:30 am #23
One Ole Piss fan said they were silly and that "we have always had more class".

Ole Piss..... Class????   

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Hogsnort

September 15, 2008, 08:33:38 am #24
Quote from: hogdiggity on September 14, 2008, 09:56:43 am
They should sell these in Foreman Ark, every year they have the Testicle Festival!!  Sounds like the perfect napkin for the event.
A Testicle Festival......now that's funny! I'll bet it's not very festive for the bulls that formerly possessed the testicles in which they're referring......at least I hope I'm on the right track with that statement.

PolishPigPower

September 15, 2008, 08:36:42 am #25
Quote from: Pig In the Mud on September 14, 2008, 12:20:47 pm
Oh, you know what would go perfectly with Nutt Juice?  Nutt crackers.  Get you a big Nutt sac full of Nutt crackers, wash it down with some Nutt juice, and then wipe your face with the Nutt rag.  Sounds like a Ole' Miss tailgate party.

I think those are the ones buying the tickets and sitting in the seats, aren't they?
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DeltaBoy

September 15, 2008, 08:43:40 am #26
ROFL +1
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Blue35

September 15, 2008, 10:05:24 am #27
We should send those winches on "The View" a box of nutt rags.  They seem to be on the rag all the time.  What a crew. I would like to piss in Joy's face.

clifflee4mvp

September 15, 2008, 10:12:54 am #28
Quote from: Cooper on May 25, 2009, 08:52:19 am
I have no idea. I don't know anything about it. I just click the first server on the list, follow some people around and stare in awe at the pets that look like He-Man's battle cat.

Arkansas Football, it's the players running through the "A", hog hats, it's more than 70,000 fans calling WOO PIG SOOIE. Arkansas football, it's the state of Arkansas banding together behind one team and a mascot like no other. Those select few who put on the jersey are chosen, they wear the colors, they pay the price, and they succeed. They are exceptional, they are Razorbacks. Together we stand as tall as the tower of Old Main. Our memories are etched in stone like names on Senior Walks and our blood flows Razorback Red. For 100 years, we've been Hog Wild and today we continue the tradition. We are Arkansas Razorbacks!

Choctaw Hog

September 15, 2008, 10:31:57 am #29
Nutt rags have been around a long time they were just know as jock straps.  What are these idiots going to do, wear them around their forehead?  Twirl them around?  Only in Oxford.

Justifiable Hogicide

September 15, 2008, 10:37:06 am #30
"Nutt Rags".

You stay classy Ole Miss.

josh_sec33

September 15, 2008, 11:27:34 pm #31
If we iced it down, we'd have a Numb Nutt Rag.
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Hawgon

September 15, 2008, 11:38:14 pm #32
Yeah, but their not really selling rags.  It is just some wadded up tissue, or an old dirty sock that was laying around on the floor.

Atreyu

September 15, 2008, 11:40:13 pm #33
I'm slow with the acronyms. AYSM? The only think I can think of is "are you serious man?"
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Ragnar Hogbrok

September 15, 2008, 11:48:36 pm #34
Quote from: Atreyu on September 15, 2008, 11:40:13 pm
I'm slow with the acronyms. AYSM? The only think I can think of is "are you serious man?"

That would be the "PG-13" version of AYSM.
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." ― H.L. Mencken

Hogville prediction formula:

1.  Insert bad news prediction. A loss, a recruit going elsewhere, a coach leaving, etc.
2.  Tag "hope I'm wrong," on the end.
3a.  Enjoy a correct prediction.
3b.  Act like you're relieved you're wrong and celebrate with everyone else.

clifflee4mvp

September 15, 2008, 11:59:57 pm #35
Quote from: Atreyu on September 15, 2008, 11:40:13 pm
I'm slow with the acronyms. AYSM? The only think I can think of is "are you serious man?"

are you schitting me........
Quote from: Cooper on May 25, 2009, 08:52:19 am
I have no idea. I don't know anything about it. I just click the first server on the list, follow some people around and stare in awe at the pets that look like He-Man's battle cat.

Arkansas Football, it's the players running through the "A", hog hats, it's more than 70,000 fans calling WOO PIG SOOIE. Arkansas football, it's the state of Arkansas banding together behind one team and a mascot like no other. Those select few who put on the jersey are chosen, they wear the colors, they pay the price, and they succeed. They are exceptional, they are Razorbacks. Together we stand as tall as the tower of Old Main. Our memories are etched in stone like names on Senior Walks and our blood flows Razorback Red. For 100 years, we've been Hog Wild and today we continue the tradition. We are Arkansas Razorbacks!

Atreyu

September 16, 2008, 12:00:30 am #36
Ok. figured it was something like that.
1 by 1, we loaded our guns
up on the mountain all day
and all through the night
HEYHEYHEY

Albert Einswine

September 16, 2008, 12:17:49 am #37
Ole Miss fans are just a spunky bunch.
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Porkys Revenge

September 16, 2008, 12:21:46 am #38
Quote from: Hawgon on September 15, 2008, 11:38:14 pm
Yeah, but their not really selling rags.  It is just some wadded up tissue, or an old dirty sock that was laying around on the floor.
Or a t-shirt lying by the bed.

hei5manhog

September 16, 2008, 01:37:54 am #39
I just nutt rag
"If I can't practice, I can't practice. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about practice. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about practice. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last but we're talking about practice man. How silly is that?

RUSTY4ME

September 16, 2008, 09:44:45 am #40
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