Trash Can meet and greet

[The OTR]

Anytime I log on to Hogville I always start in the trash, sort of like a big fat raccoon.

I am starting this thread as a place for ne'erdowells like myself to come in, sit down, relax, pop open a can of suds, and tell a whooper or two and spew forth all the venom that you can't get away with in other forums (other than MMQB where it seem like almost anything goes other than criticism of CBB).

So here we go....

[Vantage 8 dude]

Anytime I log on to Hogville I always start in the trash, sort of like a big fat raccoon.

I am starting this thread as a place for ne'erdowells like myself to come in, sit down, relax, pop open a can of suds, and tell a whooper or two and spew forth all the venom that you can't get away with in other forums (other than MMQB where it seem like almost anything goes other than criticism of CBB).

So here we go....

Figures...why am I totally not surprised BTW also wouldn't doubt that the Trash thread is where you stay most of the time.

[PonderinHog]

Anytime I log on to Hogville I always start in the trash, sort of like a big fat raccoon.

I am starting this thread as a place for ne'erdowells like myself to come in, sit down, relax, pop open a can of suds, and tell a whooper or two and spew forth all the venom that you can't get away with in other forums (other than MMQB where it seem like almost anything goes other than criticism of CBB).

So here we go....

Whopper.

Seems.

Carry on.

[PorkSoda]

are there going to be donuts?

[PonderinHog]

are there going to be donuts?

Day old, half eaten.

[PorkSoda]

Day old, half eaten.

I hate it when people take a bite out and put it back.  just take the whole damn thing or dont.

[bennyl08]

I hate it when people take a bite out and put it back.  just take the whole damn thing or dont.

What about the break it in half method?

[The OTR]

Gonna be cat head biscuits sopped in gravy, taters by the long ton in every configuration known to man, eggs over easy, hot grits with a snow cap of butter, and blood sausage Friday morning....and coffee...plenty of hot coffee in here.

[ricepig]

Gonna be cat head biscuits sopped in gravy, taters by the long ton in every configuration known to man, eggs over easy, hot grits with a snow cap of butter, and blood sausage Friday morning....and coffee...plenty of hot coffee in here.

I don't drink coffee.

[str8volfan]

anybody got a right foot for sale?

[PorkSoda]

What about the break it in half method?

just take the whole thing, you're only fooling yourself.  if you are on a diet, don't eat it, or if you are going to cheat, dont do it half way.

[The OTR]

Well what a nice surprise...this morning we have a nice big pot of squirrel stew, in yet another form of the theme of gravy, hot and gray and bubbly, the gravy more like a tar pit than anything else.

Grab a plate, boys.

[PonderinHog]

I'll have half a broken day old donut, please.

[The OTR]

I'll have half a broken day old donut, please.

You're gonna eat a chicken fried steak, big and gnarly and covered with yet another form of gravy, and a half dozen cat heads sopped in gravy or you can get out and stay out.

[PonderinHog]

You're gonna eat a chicken fried steak, big and gnarly and covered with yet another form of gravy, and a half dozen cat heads sopped in gravy or you can get out and stay out.

But where will I go?  What will I do?

[PonderinHog]

I'm setting the over/under for this thread at three pages.

[Stephen Greene]

do we get free Buffalo wings in here?

[Stephen Greene]

anybody got a right foot for sale?

did you ever get that truck sold for $6,500?

[TomasPistola]

I'm setting the over/under for this thread at three pages.

Taking the under. Some Jr. Deputy Mod will see people having a good time and abolish it.

[ricepig]

Taking the under. Some Jr. Deputy Mod will see people having a good time and abolish it.

They could just abolish Pillerhead, and we could proceed from there.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

I hate it when people take a bite out and put it back.  just take the whole damn thing or dont.

And all this time I thought that's how the holes got in the middle...

[PorkSoda]

And all this time I thought that's how the holes got in the middle...

thats even worse.  eating the middle half and putting it back as if no one will notice.  some people

[LSUFan]

Rev touched my Pee Pee.

[snoblind]

I'm setting the over/under for this thread at three pages.

HRV will do 2 1/2 pages by himself going back and forth with his alters.

[PonderinHog]

Is Jimmy Boarfoott still amongst the living?  Asking for a friend.

[PonderinHog]

Has anyone seen my car keys?   

[ricepig]

Has anyone seen my car keys?   

They're in your car that was just hijacked......

[Jackrabbit Hog]

They're in your car that was just hijacked......

Well, he does live in the Memphis area.

[goodguytex]

Gonna be cat head biscuits sopped in gravy, taters by the long ton in every configuration known to man, eggs over easy, hot grits with a snow cap of butter, and blood sausage Friday morning....and coffee...plenty of hot coffee in here.

What? No bacon??

[goodguytex]

I don't drink coffee.

Me either!

[goodguytex]

Whosiskid could exceed that with one post....just sayin'

And say a whole bunch of meaningless nonsense in that one post too.

[The OTR]

Today we're gonna cook hamburgers and hot dogs and gonna run a Stanford and Son marathon in here so if you don't like Fred Stanford and Lamont and Julio and Aunt Esther and Bubba and Grady you might as well not bother to come around today.

[PonderinHog]

Today we're gonna cook hamburgers and hot dogs and gonna run a Stanford and Son marathon in here so if you don't like Fred Stanford and Lamont and Julio and Aunt Esther and Bubba and Grady you might as well not bother to come around today.

Sanford!

[Stephen Greene]

Today we're gonna cook hamburgers and hot dogs and gonna run a Stanford and Son marathon in here so if you don't like Fred Stanford and Lamont and Julio and Aunt Esther and Bubba and Grady you might as well not bother to come around today.

hate to be a grammar mod, but Stanford?

Stanford? Stanford and Son?

Stanford?

[The OTR]

hate to be a grammar mod, but Stanford?

Stanford? Stanford and Son?

Stanford?

Yes. Stanford.

Idiot.

[ricepig]

Samford?

[Stephen Greene]

Yes. Stanford.

Idiot.

is that new avatar a result from a lost bet?

because I know you're not like "oh, look at this cool mug shot of Tiger Woods" right?

[The OTR]

is that new avatar a result from a lost bet?

because I know you're not like "oh, look at this cool mug shot of Tiger Woods" right?

I never could stand Tiger....until today.

[str8volfan]

did you ever get that truck sold for $6,500?

its sad that all you have to do in life is make alters and ridicule others on message boards.

[Stephen Greene]

its sad that all you have to do in life is make alters and ridicule others on message boards.

What? You're seriously triggered by a question over a truck being sold for 6.5K..

Who have I "ridiculed"? This is a Razorback message board btw, not a place meant for attention craving fans of other teams

But no, I'm so sorry, and I"ll avoid referencing you in the future so as to not hurt your delicate feelings

[The OTR]

I was hoping for more dust ups and arguing. Looks like str8 and Greene are somewhat at loggerheads.  I hope someone can add some fuel to the fire with these two lovebirds and we can see more arguing between them.

[PonderinHog]

I was hoping for more dust ups and arguing. Looks like str8 and Greene are somewhat at loggerheads.  I hope someone can add some fuel to the fire with these two lovebirds and we can see more arguing between them.

Well, Greene apologized, so I guess it's over.  Not that it's any of your business.

[Stephen Greene]

Well, Greene apologized, so I guess it's over.  Not that it's any of your business.

I did. And I also apologize in advance to you Pondrin just in case I hurt your feelings

[PonderinHog]

I did. And I also apologize in advance to you Pondrin just in case I hurt your feelings

You're a gentleman and a scholar, Mr. Greene.   

[PorkSoda]

You're a gentleman and a scholar, Mr. Greene.   

Don't try and play nice, we know u mad

[Jackrabbit Hog]

I never could stand Tiger....until today.

That thin little tuft of hair at the very top of his head makes him look like a troll doll with distemper.

[Rocky&Boarwinkle]

And say a whole bunch of meaningless nonsense in that one post too.

Just because it is above your reading level doesn't mean it is nonsense. 

[goodguytex]

Just because it is above your reading level doesn't mean it is nonsense. 

Not above my reading level, just not worth my time. I have better things to do than to read meaningless propaganda.

[The OTR]

Not above my reading level, just not worth my time. I have better things to do than to read meaningless propaganda.

You've posted here over 12,000 times. I would have to argue that you don't have better things to do than read meaningless propaganda. If you did you'd be doing them instead of fooling around in here all the time.

Truth hurts.

[Rocky&Boarwinkle]

I was just yanking his chain but he was a little testy, so I let it drop.

The issue, not his chain.