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Tiger has successful back surgery, again......

Started by ricepig, April 20, 2017, 02:12:55 pm

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ricepig


Jackrabbit Hog

Yeah, I seem to recall the previous three surgeries were "successful" as well.

Remind me not to use those surgeons if I ever need successful back surgery.



He's done. 
Quote from: JIMMY BOARFFETT on June 29, 2018, 03:47:07 pm
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Boarcephus

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on April 20, 2017, 02:45:53 pm
Yeah, I seem to recall the previous three surgeries were "successful" as well.

Remind me not to use those surgeons if I ever need successful back surgery.



He's done. 

No doubt and you know $$ never entered his decision on who to use.   The surgery on the lower back is tough, especially when you're twisting and turning as much as you do with a golf swing. 
I need to be more like my dog...if you can't fight it, screw it, or eat it, then piss on it.

Ex-Trumpet

Looks like this last surgery fused some vertibrae...I'll be surprised if we ever see Tiger play another competitive round of golf.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

EastexHawg

Quote from: Ex-Trumpet on April 20, 2017, 05:02:49 pm
Looks like this last surgery fused some vertibrae...I'll be surprised if we ever see Tiger play another competitive round of golf.

This is a non-event.  Tiger hasn't been competitive for years.  Not only is no one scared of him any more, they're not even slightly concerned...as evidenced by a small timer like Pat Perez coming out and saying Tiger can't beat anyone and is only trying to sell his merchandise.

onebadrubi

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on April 20, 2017, 02:45:53 pm
Yeah, I seem to recall the previous three surgeries were "successful" as well.

Remind me not to use those surgeons if I ever need successful back surgery.



He's done.

Maybe it's the women and not the surgeries?

Ex-Trumpet

Quote from: EastexHawg on April 20, 2017, 08:37:32 pm
This is a non-event.  Tiger hasn't been competitive for years.  Not only is no one scared of him any more, they're not even slightly concerned...as evidenced by a small timer like Pat Perez coming out and saying Tiger can't beat anyone and is only trying to sell his merchandise.

Agreed, but he at least teed it up in Dubai earlier in the year.  I believe those days are over...hope I'm wrong.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

riccoar

Quote from: onebadrubi on April 21, 2017, 09:56:52 am
Maybe it's the women and not the surgeries?
Could be.  The women are what ruined his game.  Among other things.

Ex-Trumpet

Quote from: onebadrubi on April 21, 2017, 09:56:52 am
Maybe it's the women and not the surgeries?

Kinda makes you wonder if Elin used the 7 iron on his back...
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: sevenof400 on April 21, 2017, 12:17:53 pm
Maybe the press will stop covering the non participants.......

Agreed.  Can't believe coverage of Tiger's surgery is taking the spotlight off of Garrigus..
Quote from: JIMMY BOARFFETT on June 29, 2018, 03:47:07 pm
I'm sure it's nothing that a $500 retainer can't fix.  Contact JackRabbit Hog for payment instructions.

Hawgndaaz

Quote from: EastexHawg on April 20, 2017, 08:37:32 pm
This is a non-event.  Tiger hasn't been competitive for years.  Not only is no one scared of him any more, they're not even slightly concerned...as evidenced by a small timer like Pat Perez coming out and saying Tiger can't beat anyone and is only trying to sell his merchandise.

Eastex when he sees a thread where he can point out how tiger isn't competitive anymore:


Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: Hawgndaaz on April 21, 2017, 01:42:42 pm
Eastex when he sees a thread where he can point out how tiger isn't competitive anymore:



I wonder if Eastex likes gladiator movies or has ever been in a Turkish prison?
Quote from: JIMMY BOARFFETT on June 29, 2018, 03:47:07 pm
I'm sure it's nothing that a $500 retainer can't fix.  Contact JackRabbit Hog for payment instructions.

EastexHawg

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on April 21, 2017, 02:09:24 pm
I wonder if Eastex likes gladiator movies or has ever been in a Turkish prison?

No, but I have seen a grown man naked.

Do we have clearance, Clarence?

Roger, Roger.

What's our vector, Victor?

 

onebadrubi

Quote from: Hawgndaaz on April 21, 2017, 01:42:42 pm
Eastex when he sees a thread where he can point out how tiger isn't competitive anymore:



Ha so true

Pigsknuckles

We can rebuild him....cue Six Million Dollar Man intro.
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