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Which Arkansas head coach would be most likely to deflate footballs?

Started by sooeey pig pig pig, January 30, 2015, 10:53:06 am

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Of current and former head coaches, which one would most likely gain unfair advantage by deflating footballs just before kickoff?

Bret Beilema
John L.
Bobby
Reggie Herring
Hootie
Danny Ford
Kines
Jack Crowe
Kenny Hatfield
Lou Holtz
Broyles
John Barnhill
Fred Thomsen
Bezdek
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Jeff "hogfanintx" Anderson

January 30, 2015, 09:55:59 pm #50
Bobby or Lou. Only two smart enough to know the difference.
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rusvegashog

January 30, 2015, 10:03:15 pm #51
With the way opponents shoot 3's on us, sadly it appears its Mike Anderson. That's an open and shut case AND a new career high for someone.
 

sooeey pig pig pig

January 30, 2015, 10:08:43 pm #52
Mike Anderson should have been a choice.

rusvegashog

January 30, 2015, 10:19:00 pm #53
He's the ANSWER

older boar

January 31, 2015, 10:37:31 pm #54
Danny Ford. If he thought it would be a benefit he would try it and would not care what anyone thought about it.

BigPapaHawg

February 01, 2015, 03:11:15 am #55
No doubt BP would be the one!
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DeltaBoy

February 03, 2015, 08:29:35 am #56
Hooten cause he was a cheat to win guy.  ::hornsdown:: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Inhogswetrust

February 03, 2015, 08:44:08 am #57
Quote from: BadHog on January 30, 2015, 01:52:43 pm
I voted for Nutt but now that I think about it, he would be too stupid to even think about that. Wonder if he knows what PSI is?

It's greek to him..............................
If I'm going to cheer players and coaches in victory, I damn sure ought to be man enough to stand with them in defeat.

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Piggage

February 03, 2015, 10:13:29 am #58
Quote from: pigbacon on January 30, 2015, 08:33:58 pm
I only picked one, obviously Bobby.


Same here. I guess the rest are fun to speculate about, but there's no comparison. In fact, when I heard that you can illegally deflate footballs to try to get an advantage for the QB and offense, my first thoughts were

1) Big surprise that the Patriots may have cheated, right? and

2) I'll bet BP has tried this

OldCoot

February 03, 2015, 12:07:13 pm #59

PonderinHog

February 03, 2015, 12:16:55 pm #60
Quote from: BadHog on January 30, 2015, 01:52:43 pm
I voted for Nutt but now that I think about it, he would be too stupid to even think about that. Wonder if he knows what PSI is?
Quote from: Inhogswetrust on February 03, 2015, 08:44:08 am
It's greek to him..............................
That's the Duck Commander dude, right ???

Joe Davis (USS Razorback)

February 03, 2015, 12:48:32 pm #61
Hootie.  Because either:

1. He would use the extra air to inflate his ego.

2. The Wall he built around Arkansas was made from leaky air mattresses and had to be maintained.   (Doing more with less, baby.)

Inhogswetrust

February 03, 2015, 12:49:53 pm #62
Quote from: Joe Davis (USS Razorback) on February 03, 2015, 12:48:32 pm
Hootie.  Because either:

1. He would use the extra air to inflate his ego.

2. The Wall he built around Arkansas was made from leaky air mattresses and had to be maintained.   (Doing more with less, baby.)

Haha! Nutty is the master ball deflater............................
If I'm going to cheer players and coaches in victory, I damn sure ought to be man enough to stand with them in defeat.

"Why some people are so drawn to the irrational is something that has always puzzled me" - James Randi
 

Tejano Jawg

February 03, 2015, 01:31:04 pm #63
Herring was such a blow-hard, he could only INFLATE balls.
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sooeey pig pig pig

February 03, 2015, 01:46:40 pm #64
Why does everyone think Joe Kines was so squeaky clean, huh? 

thirrdegreetusker

February 03, 2015, 04:10:05 pm #65
write-in vote:

Keith Burns

WardamnHOGGLE

February 03, 2015, 04:16:23 pm #66
Mike Anderson?  Against Florida.  Just kidding. :'(

Locutus_of_Boar

February 03, 2015, 04:45:50 pm #67
Bobby should have deflated the tires on his Harley.

By the time he was run out of town the only thing Hootie failed to deflate was his own ego.

Ex-Trumpet

February 03, 2015, 05:27:38 pm #68
Definitely Nutt, but it would be the Special Teams' balls.
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HamIAm

February 03, 2015, 10:17:48 pm #69
Quote from: sooeey pig pig pig on January 30, 2015, 10:53:06 am
Please elaborate your reasoning.

(Results will be displayed after voting.  You can vote for up to 2 coaches.)

Only if you elaborate your reasons for running such a poll.

Inhogswetrust

February 04, 2015, 08:50:51 am #70
Quote from: sooeey pig pig pig on February 03, 2015, 01:46:40 pm
Why does everyone think Joe Kines was so squeaky clean, huh? 

Show us why you think he isn't........................until then he has shown nothing in his behavior to indicate otherwise.
If I'm going to cheer players and coaches in victory, I damn sure ought to be man enough to stand with them in defeat.

"Why some people are so drawn to the irrational is something that has always puzzled me" - James Randi
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