Which Arkansas head coach would be most likely to deflate footballs?

[sooeey pig pig pig]

Please elaborate your reasoning.

(Results will be displayed after voting.  You can vote for up to 2 coaches.)

[LRHawg]

CBP probably would. Looks like the majority agree's with me.

[sooeey pig pig pig]

Does anyone else think that 10 Ties for Thomsen (which is amazing, given the odds) in about 10 years might indicate that he would have done just about anything for that slight advantage that comes with deflating a football in cold weather especially?  I didn't check the box that would have allowed you to change your answer, but if I had have, I would select Thomsen as most likely to deflate.

[twistitup]

Fp?

[Smokehouse]

I feel like Bobby would be most likely to do it regularly, with HDN being most likely to be frantically scrambling for some way to save a game in the second half and order an assistant to deflate the balls on the sideline where ESPN cameras easily spot what's happening.

[jrulz83]

Nutt and Herring because they're the biggest morons on the list.

[Paul]

Herring is not even in the same neighborhood as the other

[twistitup]

I wouldn't put anything past John Barnhill

[Doug]

Glad to see that Ole Rootie Tootie Fresh'n Hootie is getting some love here... he was my #1 choice.

I wish there were 3 options, because initially I picked Jonelle as my second... then changed to Spittin' Lou Holtz.

As much as he bags on the Hogs now, I could see him sabotaging the game easily.

Love that people are picking Herring, too. He'd just dress the damn balls in Pink and scream 'em into self-deflating submission, though.

Petrino would just F-bomb the footballs.

[jrulz83]

Herring is not even in the same neighborhood as the other

You talkin' to me?



Sure he is, a moron only gets hired by a moron. Ergo; by the transitive property of moronity; Herring is a moron. 

[cgodsey]

Hootie would have Danny boy do it so he could claim ignorance...

[rzrbaxfan]

I voted for Nutt initially.  After thinking it over, I wonder if Nutt could ever dream up something like this.  He'd probably just get a friend to send insulting emails to the person that inflates the balls.

"Dear Mr. Hard Balls..."

I will ponder this more over a Frito Pie.

[lasthog]

Danny Ford. 'Cause he didn't care what anybody thought.

Clever question. +1

[Inhogswetrust]

I voted for Nutt initially.  After thinking it over, I wonder if Nutt could ever dream up something like this.  He'd probably just get a friend to send insulting emails to the person that inflates the balls.

"Dear Mr. Hard Balls..."

I will ponder this more over a Frito Pie.

Excellent funny post of the day candidate!

[Inhogswetrust]

I voted for Nutt initially.  After thinking it over, I wonder if Nutt could ever dream up something like this.  He'd probably just get a friend to send insulting emails to the person that inflates the balls.

"Dear Mr. Hard Balls..."

I will ponder this more over a Frito Pie.

I can just hear nutty now "Hey Chuck I called those deflated balls YEAAAAAAAA".

[PonderinHog]

Hootie would have Danny boy do it so he could claim ignorance...

Hootie owns ignorance.

Anyway, I picked Ford.

[husker71]

John L   and then he would try and sell them on EBAY

[HogMantheIntruder]

John L   and then he would try and sell them on EBAY

You really think he knows how to log on?

[Hawgzinbowlz]

Intentionally : Hootie and Handlebars Bobby

Unintentionally : JLS

" GO HOGS "

[Chief Mac]

Glad to see that Ole Rootie Tootie Fresh'n Hootie is getting some love here... he was my #1 choice.

I wish there were 3 options, because initially I picked Jonelle as my second... then changed to Spittin' Lou Holtz.

As much as he bags on the Hogs now, I could see him sabotaging the game easily.

Love that people are picking Herring, too. He'd just dress the damn balls in Pink and scream 'em into self-deflating submission, though.

Petrino would just F-bomb the footballs.

doubt Hootie would have been smart enough to understand the potential competitive advantage

[OLDHOG]

It don't take a scientific rocket to figure this one out.

[Peter Porker]

Petrino because he took the biggest crap on our prograM. The biggest.

[BadHog]

I voted for Nutt but now that I think about it, he would be too stupid to even think about that. Wonder if he knows what PSI is?

[welchog]

Hit it right on the money!  Bobby and Hootie

[justmakeit2thebcs]

Every single one of them. 

[Amityvillehogger]

The only balls Petrino is deflating is........ Ahh. Nevermind.

[hawginbigd1]

Oh come on people everybody knows Danny Ford was run off because of cheating at Clemson, and wanted to break ??Manning or Shuler's leg?? He has to be the winner!!!!

second would be Lou, he was quite the magician back in the day, did a trick on Carson show I believe even!

[Großer Kriegschwein]

I voted for Nutt but now that I think about it, he would be too stupid to even think about that. Wonder if he knows what PSI is?

New menu item at Alma sonic

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

Danny Ford. 'Cause he didn't care what anybody thought.

Clever question. +1

Me too... Once a cheata always a cheata...

[outsider]

I would bet 80% of them have done it. Is that a choice?

[BroyledNutts]

I picked Bobby...he's the Bill Belichik of the NCAA...

Hootie's so stupid he'd be trying to blow on the footballs to deflate them.

[LAHogfan123]

The only reason I picked Bobby and not Hootie was because Hootie would be to dumb to know how to deflate the footballs.  Him and Danny both would suck on that thing for all it's worth trying to suck the air thru that tiny hole only to pass out and almost die from it, so my vote goes to Bobby.

[longpig]

Bobby DID have a staffer deflate balls.

[reddogjcss]

ME. I'm arm chair coach and in close game I would. It ain't cheating unless u get caught. Lol. Push it to the limit and just a little further.

[BadHog]

I picked Bobby...he's the Bill Belichik of the NCAA...

Hootie's so stupid he'd be trying to blow on the footballs to deflate them.

LMAO!

[Ethan2010]

"That was a called deflation, and I called it chuck"- Houston dale

[Pig Worshipper]

I voted for Petrino.

It's a good thing that Mark Mangino never coached the Hogs. He could deflate a football faster than any of those guys.

[BlueBox]

Me too... Once a cheata always a cheata...

Yep.  Trained by one of the best at it.  Charley Pell.

[clew]

Think yall missed the most relevant angle. Bobbie would do it to win. Hootie  would do it to make his preferred QB look better than the more talented quarterback.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Anyway, I picked Ford.

Me too.  But am I allowed to change my vote?

[Cave City Joe]

Gotta be Petrino.  He's all about the QB

[Boardon Hamsay]

I bet Wear Schoonover would have been an 8lb psi max kind of guy. I bet he would have found a way to throw a 75 yard perfect spiral using a deflated whoopie cushion.

[Boardon Hamsay]

John L and Hootie would try to deflate the kicking balls.

[jswineberiaskirk]

Bobby - I say this as a lifelong Raiders fan. Just win baby. The things Al is reputed to have done back in the day make deflategate look like church.

[Styflin]

I feel like Bobby would be most likely to do it regularly, with HDN being most likely to be frantically scrambling for some way to save a game in the second half and order an assistant to deflate the balls on the sideline where ESPN cameras easily spot what's happening.

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[Großer Kriegschwein]

I picked Bobby...he's the Bill Belichik of the NCAA...

Hootie's so stupid he'd be trying to blow on the footballs to deflate them.

Too bad he didn't cheat on defense. We may have won a couple national championships.

[pigbacon]

I only picked one, obviously Bobby.

If tampering was considered, Broyles would have aired them up so dang tight that even Oliver Miller's soft hands couldn't have caught a ball (I do understand it's about throwing, but assume it could help a receiver also), trying to eliminate 1 of the 2 bad things that can happen when you pass. 

Nutt wouldn't even understand the concept, but when convinced would probably put his lips to the thing and try to suck the air out.

The rest I really don't know.

[thebignasty]

doubt Hootie would have been smart enough to understand the potential competitive advantage

Surprised this isn't  the prevailing opinion on hootie.

[thebignasty]

John L and Hootie would try to deflate the kicking balls.

+1

[hogwild6700]

I'm surprised Gus wasn't an option.