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HeathWimp

Doing it right way
Lots of new branding revenue
Sheep gonna be sheep
11/19/2023:  Keeping my original semi-prophetic, apocalyptic signature below.  We continue to regret passing on Norvell, who is in the running for the Playoffs.  We continue regret passing on Kiffin, who is eyeing a New Years 6 game.  Heck, we regret passing on Drinkwitz (he may be a dork, but he will have his team in a New Years 6 game after they truck us on Black Friday).

Meanwhile, Sam is drinking Pittman, wondering if he has the leverage to re-hire Enos, Sexton is doing the triple Lindy into his Olympic-size pool full of cash, and thousands of hog fans are planning to dress up as empty seats for next year's Halloween game.

11/25/2018:  My original "Chad Morris" signature is below.  I'm modifying my view as follows:  We will continue to regret passing on Norvell and Kiffin.   After 3 years, when Morris is 10-26, we are going to be saying "What were we thinking?  Even Bert was better than this!"

HoggyCat

Quote from: HeathWimp on November 09, 2017, 09:24:19 am
Doing it right way
Lots of new branding revenue
Sheep gonna be sheep

This would win if it was 5-7-5.  Lol
I'm only responsible for what I say, not how you perceive it.

 

Ex-Trumpet

Quote from: HoggyCat on November 09, 2017, 09:44:33 am
This would win if it was 5-7-5.  Lol

Your response was not
in the form of a haiku
No sammich for you!
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

FANONTHEHILL

This is directed at the players -




Your leaders can fail
You must take pride in yourself
It's time to step up


Favorite quote from practice.  Made to my son:<br /><br /><br />Technique is nice, but it comes down to this.  Block the F'er in front of you. - Sam Pittman 2015

BearsBisonsBoars


LumberBacks

We are very close,
The closeness is so so close,
Watch and see how close.

BearsBisonsBoars

Quote from: LumberBacks on November 09, 2017, 12:15:23 pm
We are very close,
The closeness is so so close,
Watch and see how close.

Well obviously,
It did not go as we hoped
All correctable

rogersvillemohog

We emailed the board
They discussed for a long time
Why are they still here?
Arkansas Football: It's the players running through the A, Hog Hats, and Big Red. It's more than 70,000 fans calling, "WOO PIG SOOIE!"

Arkansas Football: It's the State of Arkansas banding together behind one team, and a mascot like no other. Those select few who put on the jersey are... chosen. They wear the colors, they pay the price, and they succeed. They are exceptional, they are Razorbacks.

Together we stand as tall as the towers of Old Main. Our memories are etched in stone like names on Senior Walk. And our blood flows Razorbacks Red. For 100 years we've been Hogwild and today we continue the tradition.

We are Arkansas Razorbacks!

OneTuskOverTheLine™

Quote from: Ex-Trumpet on November 09, 2017, 08:25:24 am
Limericks are hard
In the form of a haiku
I'll give it a try.

There once was a man
At half served PB and jam
We lost again.  Damn.

LOL.!!

There once was a coach named Bret,
Well, IS the coach cause he's not fired yet.
Now his PB&J is looking passe,
But that's better than what the fan's get...
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

OneTuskOverTheLine™

Quote from: HeathWimp on November 09, 2017, 09:24:19 am
Doing it right way
Much new branding revenue
Sheep gonna be sheep

Fixed it..
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

dh027

Allen or Kelley?
Does it really matter now?
Both will get clobbered.

dh027

Board of trustees met.
Long and Bert in the hot seat.
Contract extension?

dh027

The seven worst words:
We had a good week of prep.
Bert is a moron.

 

SamBuckhart

The HOGS smell good
Barney soiled his trousers with the yellow
He reeks of corndog

BE TRUE TO YOUR SCHOOL. THE UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS!!!  WOOO PIG!!!

Ohio Hog

Win or lose today
I'll still root next Saturday
Always a Hog fan