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Started by 12247, November 07, 2017, 04:00:25 pm

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12247

Assist me in makng up excuses for Bret Bielema.  Please add to this ignorant thread.

1.  It hasn't been fair to Bret because he came here from a cooler climate and needs time to adjust.
2.  Poor fellow gained weight too fast and threw him off his game.
3.  He hurt his back setting sideways on all that cash and the pain he suffered.
4.  Maybe our stadium was laid out in a different direction than the one at Wisconsin
5.  The food and or Water in Arkansas tastes different than n Wisconsin
6.  The flip flops bought locally were not of the quality he was used to in Wisconsin
7.  All those early games we often play threw hi off his mojo
8.  Jeff Long was a different type boss than he was used to.
9.  The vehicle he purchased down here was the wrong color.
10.  All the assistants he wanted to come here to work hated Arkansas.

OK, I have got stupid started, please add on as necessary.

KennyForAD

 
11.  There wasn't any moonshine in Wisconsin.

 

elksnort

12. We just expect too much here in Arkansas regarding the Razorbacks.

theFlyingHog

He hasn't been drunk enough to not taste the chicken and it tastes good so he keeps eating it

Piggfoot

Hog fan since 1960. So thankful for Sam Pittman.

Pigasaurus

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bphi11ips

Life is too short for grudges and feuds.

Mr. Porkleone

Wisconsin is not UNCOMMON....Maybe thats our problem

PorkSoda

arkansas fans don't care how we win as long as we win.  he won the last 2 games.  it shouldn't matter if they were against the worst team in the SEC and the worst team in FBS.  a win is a win and CBB has this team moving in the right direction.

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Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

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JaketheSnake

He's married to the blonde and doesn't have to earn it anymore. He also doesn't like Harley's.


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PorkSoda

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ― Edgar Allan Poe
"If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real." – Niels Bohr
"A mind stretched to a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions" ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
Quote from: PonderinHog on August 07, 2023, 06:37:15 pmYeah, we're all here, but we ain't all there.