Hogville Combine

[bennyl08]

It's a little bit past that time, but better late than never. With this unseasonably warm and sunny weather (in the PNW), it's a great time to go out and run your own mini-combine. Or, if you are in Arkansas, find some indoor track or something.

Height: 5'6 3/4"
weight 229
arms: 24"
hands: 8"
40 yard dash: 6.24 sec (best 4.28, worst 5.74)
bench (reps @225): 6 (best 37, worst 7)
3-cone drill: 9.93 sec (best 6.61, worst 8.28)
20 yard shuffle: 5.83 sec (best 3.82, worst 5.15)
40 yard shuffle (I knew there was a longer one, forgot it was supposed to be 60, not 40): 9.63 (n/a)
vertical: 14" (best 45, worst 17.5)
broad jump: 7'2" (best 12'3, worst 7' even).

I actually beat somebody at the combine!!!

[Turminator]

6'6
295 lbs
arms 44 inches
Hands 14 inches
3rd leg 12 inches
forty - 2.8 sec
shuttle - 4.1 sec
bench 220 lbs × infinity
Hit the tightend so hard his girl friend died

[Smokehouse]

If you're measuring, check out this link:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/madden/#

About 1/3 of the way down there's some interactive tables where you can input your 40 time, reps on the bench press, vertical, and how far you can throw a ball and see what your Madden rating would be for each of those skills.

[hawgwild child]

5'9
174
40- 4.91
Bench 225 x1
Vertical 30 "
Shuttle 4.74

[Inhogswetrust]

It's a little bit past that time, but better late than never. With this unseasonably warm and sunny weather (in the PNW), it's a great time to go out and run your own mini-combine. Or, if you are in Arkansas, find some indoor track or something.

Height: 5'6 3/4"
weight 229
arms: 24"
hands: 8"
40 yard dash: 6.24 sec (best 4.28, worst 5.74)
bench (reps @225): 6 (best 37, worst 7)
3-cone drill: 9.93 sec (best 6.61, worst 8.28)
20 yard shuffle: 5.83 sec (best 3.82, worst 5.15)
40 yard shuffle (I knew there was a longer one, forgot it was supposed to be 60, not 40): 9.63 (n/a)
vertical: 14" (best 45, worst 17.5)
broad jump: 7'2" (best 12'3, worst 7' even).

I actually beat somebody at the combine!!!

Their broad jump is for distance not gender..........................

[Ex-Trumpet]

Height:  5'11"
Weight:  225
Arms:  2
Hands:  2
40 yd Dash:  on a good day
Bench:  since I weigh 225, I will enter push-ups instead, 50
3-cone drill:  wife says I'm lactose intolerant and has banned them altogether
20 yd shuffle:  uh...
Vertical:  34" in my prime, with the afro
Broad Jump:  the wife has banned me from this activity as well

[mhsbc59]

I played DII college ball so im going to put those stat's in

Height: 6'0
weight: 295
40 yard dash: 5.12
bench (reps @225): 23 reps,  385 one rep max
20 yard shuffle: 4.85
vertical: 21"

All that was 10 years ago couldnt come close to most of that stuff now time is a cruel cruel mistress.

P.S.
Squat max was 625
Power clean was 310

[Nipsey Mussle]

It's a little bit past that time, but better late than never. With this unseasonably warm and sunny weather (in the PNW), it's a great time to go out and run your own mini-combine. Or, if you are in Arkansas, find some indoor track or something.

Height: 5'6 3/4"
weight 229
arms: 24"
hands: 8"
40 yard dash: 6.24 sec (best 4.28, worst 5.74)
bench (reps @225): 6 (best 37, worst 7)
3-cone drill: 9.93 sec (best 6.61, worst 8.28)
20 yard shuffle: 5.83 sec (best 3.82, worst 5.15)
40 yard shuffle (I knew there was a longer one, forgot it was supposed to be 60, not 40): 9.63 (n/a)
vertical: 14" (best 45, worst 17.5)
broad jump: 7'2" (best 12'3, worst 7' even).

I actually beat somebody at the combine!!!

How does that compare to last year?

[bennyl08]

How does that compare to last year?

Last year my bench was only 2 reps, so marked improvement there. Weight is about 10 pounds higher. I haven't ever done the 3-cone or shuffle before. However, I am really pleased with my shuffle time. I hit around that mark a couple of times as well, so as far as handheld times go, that number is legit. Vertical was around 17" a few years ago, and I feel like at one point I hit 8' in the broad jump. I've had some lower back problems lately which has limited my legs. Forty yard dash has had a lot of variability. Partly due to approximations in what is forty yards, different people doing the timing, and just how good/bad my technique was. 6.3 was my previous best several years ago with times closer to or above 7 in the past two years, so getting under 6.3 was good.

[Peter Porker]

You do know it's shuttle and not shuffle although you probably were shuffling.

[jseinfeld50]

You do know it's shuttle and not shuffle although you probably were shuffling.

[jdelo77]

Ohh I'm going to love to see some these 40 times ! 

[Rocky&Boarwinkle]

You do know it's shuttle and not shuffle although you probably were shuffling.

everyday I'm shuffling

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

I played DII college ball so im going to put those stat's in

Height: 6'0
weight: 295
40 yard dash: 5.12
bench (reps @225): 23 reps,  385 one rep max
20 yard shuffle: 4.85
vertical: 21"

All that was 10 years ago couldnt come close to most of that stuff now time is a cruel cruel mistress.

P.S.
Squat max was 625
Power clean was 310

Height: 5'9"
weight: 387
20 yard dash: 5.12
bench (reps @225): 0 crushed right shoulder still post-op
20 yard shuffle: 0 passed out placing the cones
vertical: .00021" <-- daylight was observed by kind neighbor

[Steef]

Ht: 6' 1"
Wt: 275
40 yd amble: 1 min 45 seconds (better...if I have a gricery cart to hang on to)
Bench: I own a good weight bench. It probably weighs 60 pounds.
Vertical jump: You're kidding...right? With MY knees?
Shuffle: Two packs at once for Rummy.

[thirrdegreetusker]

Ht: same as in high school football
Wt: 110 pounds heavier than in high school football
40 yd : I could not do a 4.3 in my car
Bench: where I spent most of my time in high school football
Vertical jump: if you were quick, you MIGHT be able to slide a credit card under my feet as I jumped. 
Shuffle: couch to fridge for beer, 11.6      what? That's almost 30 feet!

[Swine-as-wine]

Daaaayaaaam! Forget the times and distances. Ya'll boys need to start leavin'
the cheese off them cheeseburgers!

[BR]

6' 3 1/2
260
55 yr old

Receding Hair

12 pack Yuengling light in 120 mins.

Own 5 Smokers & 2 Grills

Have awesome Tiki Bar

17 Days in Belize in Feb...

13 Handicap in Golf

You young-ens go run, I'll go back to Belize, Play golf and drink beer..

[CabotHog87]

Daaaayaaaam! Forget the times and distances. Ya'll boys need to start leavin'
the cheese off them cheeseburgers!

^^^^^^^^

[HSVhogfan2]

Height.   6'4"
Weight.   215
Arms.      36
Hands.     9 1/4.  (You know what they say about guys with big hands)
40 time.    4.5 in 1976 (manual timed) 45.5 in 2015 (hourglass timed)
Bench.       20 reps @ 225 in 1976.  Till I pass out 12 oz reps 2015
Vertical.      36 inch in 1976.   Over a copy of the Viillage Voice Newspaper 2014 (if I stretch first)

[lahawg1]

Height--6' 0
weight--260
arms--yup gots a pair
hands--yup pair of those too
40 time--sundial won't read that slow
bench--saw one with people sitting and waiting on the bus
vertical--yup unless I've been drinking or sleeping...

[BrianWPS!!]

This is the funniest thread I've ever seen!!
Doesn't bode well for a more healthy arkansas population though.

[Uncommon]

40 Yard Dash - Pulled hamstring
Bench Press - 0 reps ; Crushed windpipe
3 Cone Drill - Torn meniscus
20 Yard Shuttle - Left ankle sprain
60 Yard Shuttle - Right ankle sprain
Vertical Jump - Glute strain
Broad Jump - Torn hip flexor

[Uncommon]

Just went outside to give it another go.  Here are the results:

40 Yard Dash - Slipped on ice
Bench Press - Bar slipped
3 Cone Drill - Slipped on ice
20 Yard Shuttle - Slipped on ice
60 Yard Shuttle - Slipped on ice
Vertical Jump - Slipped on ice
Broad Jump - Slipped on ice

[HogFansReunited]

Great thread so far but I'm not even going to try, I'm not nearly as creative as you guys.

[oldbear]

Age: 50
Ht: 6' (down at least an inch from college)
Wt: 215 (3 pounds less than college)
40 time: probably 6.0 but that is in a prius!
Shuttle: tripped and nearly hurt myself
Bench: 25 reps (was I supposed to put something on the bar?)
Vertical: I think I can still touch the net!

[WardamnHOGGLE]

Age 20
5'9"
418 lbs
2" hands
36" arms
40 yard dash   4.2-4.3  Start on April 2, finish April 3
Bench 78 lbs 2 times
Field Sobriety drill Fail
Vertical 0.0
Broad yes

[HSVhogfan2]

40 Yard Dash - Pulled hamstring
Bench Press - 0 reps ; Crushed windpipe
3 Cone Drill - Torn meniscus
20 Yard Shuttle - Left ankle sprain
60 Yard Shuttle - Right ankle sprain
Vertical Jump - Glute strain
Broad Jump - Torn hip flexor

I always have to activate my glutes before any activity.

Tiger Woods

[NVRyield]

6-0
215lbs
35 yrs old
Bad back
Don't run unless chased or chasing
My thumbs are sore

[SultanofSwine]

Before I tried any of that I would need some time to get in shape. Right now I am working on round. Anybody know how long it takes to get in that shape?

[bennyl08]

Before I tried any of that I would need some time to get in shape. Right now I am working on round. Anybody know how long it takes to get in that shape?

Working on round? Define "that shape?"

Anybody can run these drills if they weigh 300 pounds and just watch tv all day. Granted, chance of injury if one is that sedentary is high. Also, chance of injury increases with age.

I spent zero time training on any of those drills except for bench press, which is part of my normal workout.

[PonderinHog]

Before I tried any of that I would need some time to get in shape. Right now I am working on round. Anybody know how long it takes to get in that shape?

A lifetime of minimal effort.

[NVRyield]

A lifetime of minimal effort.

Haha! +1

[PORKULATOR]

I went unconventional

Age 43
Height 5'11"
Weight 192
Arms 24"
Hands 8.25"
40 5.6 (ran twice almost fell the first time)

Unconventional part
25ft rope climb 9seconds
Salmon Ladder 14 kips tonight, I'm capable of more...  Done it
Pull ups 39 in a minute... Ouch ima feel that tomorrow
Nunchuck jungle 14seconds

[bennyl08]

I went unconventional

Age 43
Height 5'11"
Weight 192
Arms 24"
Hands 8.25"
40 5.6 (ran twice almost fell the first time)

Unconventional part
25ft rope climb 9seconds
Salmon Ladder 14 kips tonight, I'm capable of more...  Done it
Pull ups 39 in a minute... Ouch ima feel that tomorrow
Nunchuck jungle 14seconds

I can do push-ups like a mo-fo ,but I'm typically a 2.5-3 pull-up kinda guy. It's a lot easier for me to build chest than it is back.

[ZERO]

I'm not going to post my impressive stats because my lack of eligibility will only depress and dishearten you all.


It's OK. The loss of me as a player only hurts slightly more than DGB and KJ Hill combined. We'll find a way to move on.

[PORKULATOR]

I can do push-ups like a mo-fo ,but I'm typically a 2.5-3 pull-up kinda guy. It's a lot easier for me to build chest than it is back.

I train with climbers(2twice a week) and Sasuke(2wice a week), run once a week(but no sprints really). Little bit of dumb bells but really no free weights. The Sasuke changed my life. Its not just competing on ANW, its about feeling like you can kick life's a$$ and still go drinking later.

[PORKULATOR]

I'm not going to post my impressive stats because my lack of eligibility will only depress and dishearten you all.


It's OK. The loss of me as a player only hurts slightly more than DGB and KJ Hill combined. We'll find a way to move on.

please reconsider... More than ever, your stats are becoming legend.

[ZERO]

please reconsider... More than ever, your stats are becoming legend.

Sorry... I'm retired. I left that life behind me. I realize I wasn't an easy man to find, but please don't contact me anymore.

[bennyl08]

I train with climbers(2twice a week) and Sasuke(2wice a week), run once a week(but no sprints really). Little bit of dumb bells but really no free weights. The Sasuke changed my life. Its not just competing on ANW, its about feeling like you can kick life's a$$ and still go drinking later.

I believe that. I mostly do powerlifts with some dumbells in between. Mainly because for me, it is the most effective way for me to work out with the least mental effort. Granted, I try and mix it up. Days I don't feel like going I have a pull up bar and 20lb dumbells at home that I work with. Provides a bit of endurance and strength. Still, I really, really need to incorporate more cardio into my workout which is pretty loosey goosey as far as workouts go.

[bennyl08]

Sorry... I'm retired. I left that life behind me. I realize I wasn't an easy man to find, but please don't contact me anymore.

But McGruber, the game has changed!

But the players are still the same!

[PonderinHog]

On the advice threats of my agent wife I won't be participating lying in the Hogville Combine in the foreseeable future ever.

[NVRyield]

After four kids, all I can say...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bq0gp54818A

[Darren DeLoach]

5 ft 11
170 lbs
4.69 (wow. lost more than I thought. Lol)
9 reps of 225 (disappointed me a bit)

That's all I have beyond my age (46).
Ran 5 40's on an indoor track. Hand timed. Average was above.

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

Before I tried any of that I would need some time to get in shape. Right now I am working on round. Anybody know how long it takes to get in that shape?

Round is impossible, BUT I can have you in a wonderful "butter bean" figure in no time...

[hawgmasta]

Sorry... I'm retired. I left that life behind me. I realize I wasn't an easy man to find, but please don't contact me anymore.

Hogville 30 for 30 incoming! ZERO - the wildest hog there never was.

[Inhogswetrust]

I'm not going to post my impressive stats because my lack of eligibility will only depress and dishearten you all.


It's OK. The loss of me as a player only hurts slightly more than DGB and KJ Hill combined. We'll find a way to move on.

I'm guessing you are not academically eligible anyway.................................

[SoonerSooie]

Height: 5' 8"
Weight 175
Age: 65
40 yards: You are kidding, right?
Bench press-- Well, before two shoulder surgeries, I did 215 ten times- once-- have never recovered!
Pull ups-- see above-- 15 times
Cones-- Yea, Braums is great!
Shuffle-- I do a lot of that-- but not sure of my times. What is the destination?
High jump? I used to actually be able to dunk a BB. Really! Now, hmm, I can dunk a donut now!
The thing is, the older I get, the better I was when I was young!! Man, I was awesome!

[Sow Lancelot]

O.M.G had to stop reading. Laughing so hard I was waking people up.

[thirrdegreetusker]

Hands.     9 1/4.  (You know what they say about guys with big hands)

I am 5'10", wear size 13 shoes, and my hand measures 9 7/8 " from tip of pinkie to tip of thumb.  Could palm a basketball with either hand in HS.

As to your quote, no (I am sorry to say)