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Started by BartIV, October 15, 2017, 09:46:38 pm

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BartIV

In a pie eating contest. Bielema vs Orgeron?

Roaringboar

Quote from: BartIV on October 15, 2017, 09:46:38 pm
In a pie eating contest. Bielema vs Orgeron?

I would say Bielema, but he'd probably lose because he missed an extra slice there at the end......
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The OTR

Cbb - pies
Org. - crawfish
Cbb - breakfast foods- especially biscuits and gravy
Org- whiskey drinking contest
Cbb - pizza buffet
Org - chicken wing contest
Cbb - lobster eating contest - he has one of these win Anderson two or three times per year on a Sunday after a win
Cbb - jelly sandwich eating contest (timed - 15 minutes - experience wins out in this one)

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O would get off to the early lead but hit the wall to soon.
Bert would become the wall.
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jgphillips3

Orgeron has slower mouth muscles and given that greater mass increases gravity, I would say the pie would fall into Bielema's gullet faster.

The OTR

Quote from: jgphillips3 on October 15, 2017, 09:57:53 pm
Orgeron has slower mouth muscles and given that greater mass increases gravity, I would say the pie would fall into Bielema's gullet faster.

Org would also have a hard time eating pie with all those marbles in his mouth.  I assume that's why no one can understand what he says half the time.

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Right now, believe BB would be favored by.... 3.5 pies
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Bert has kert to practice against. Bert wins pulling away

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Quote from: Pillowhead Jackson on October 15, 2017, 09:53:40 pm
Cbb - pies
Org. - crawfish
Cbb - breakfast foods- especially biscuits and gravy
Org- whiskey drinking contest
Cbb - pizza buffet
Org - chicken wing contest
Cbb - lobster eating contest - he has one of these win Anderson two or three times per year on a Sunday after a win
Cbb - jelly sandwich eating contest (timed - 15 minutes - experience wins out in this one)

How could you.....especially on the heels of another lopsided bama loss.

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Bielema would likely be favored by a lot but then he would build a huge lead and stop trying half way through and Orgeron would come back and win
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PonderinHog

Quote from: Rzbakfromwaybak on October 15, 2017, 11:37:22 pm
Right now, believe BB would be favored by.... 3.5 pies
Wrong.  The correct answer is 3.14159265359  pi's.

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Quote from: Pillowhead Jackson on October 15, 2017, 09:53:40 pm
Cbb - pies
Org. - crawfish
Cbb - breakfast foods- especially biscuits and gravy
Org- whiskey drinking contest
Cbb - pizza buffet
Org - chicken wing contest
Cbb - lobster eating contest - he has one of these win Anderson two or three times per year on a Sunday after a win
Cbb - jelly sandwich eating contest (timed - 15 minutes - experience wins out in this one)

It's a one or the other answer dude.  You can't have your cake and eat it too.
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Quote from: BartIV on October 15, 2017, 09:46:38 pm
In a pie eating contest. Bielema vs Orgeron?
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