2017 Money in the Bank Thread

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Kofi hits both Usos with the trust fall from the top rope.

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Use pulls his bro out the ring after an over the shoulder cutter and diving DDT combo.

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Usos bail losing by countout in 11:52.  Usos retain the titles.

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Women's Championship Match: Trinity Fatu (c) out first v. Catherine Jo Perry

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 4m4 minutes ago

Please do not try this at home.
Leave the terrible booking to the professionals
#MITB

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Naomi throws Lana into a turnbuckle and wails on her.  Lana takes her down with a running block.

Some back and forth.

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Lana is a better worker than expected

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Lana hits the suplex to the bottom rope twice.  Now working Naomi's left leg.

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 Sam Wheeler‏ @wheelerdeeler 4m4 minutes ago

Can't wait for Rusev to pin Naomi to win the Title for Lana. #MITB @TNACreative

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 2m2 minutes ago

JBL is shocked that @LanaWWE is effective in the ring.
Guess no one told him we have a Performance Center
#MITB

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Those kicks from Naomi are so stiff, so off point

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Lana hit the sitout spinebuster.  Naomi kicked out.

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Here comes Carmella with her case.  She chooses not to cash in.

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Lana taps out at 8:10

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 2m2 minutes ago

Nice that @LanaWWE tapped out before the crowd did #MITB

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Lana hit the sitout spinebuster.  Naomi kicked out.

Sam Wheeler‏ @wheelerdeeler 3m3 minutes ago

They actually killed Lana's finish on her debut match. #MITB

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Plugging the Mae Young Classic scheduled for mid-July.

Just as TJP emerged last summer from the Cruiserweight Classic, I hope a good hand is born from the Mae Young.

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Breezango in Miami Vice attire play a VHS tape of the Ascension in altered voice

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Maria Kanellas returns with her wrestling husband Michael Bennett billed as "Mike Kanellas" (dude broke my neighbor's neck with a botched pile driver).

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Maria Kanellas returns with her wrestling husband Michael Bennett billed as "Mike Kanellas" (dude broke my neighbor's neck with a botched pile driver).

WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 2m2 minutes ago

Did we accidentally start airing @IMPACTWRESTLING? #MITB

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 1m1 minute ago

Does @MariaLKanellis not know that when you have a microphone you don't have to yell? #MITB


Should have known from time in Ring of Honor

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 6h6 hours ago

Six men will risk permanent paralysis to be WWE Champion when all they had to do was be born Indian #MITB


WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 27m27 minutes ago

Wait, Cowboy Bob Orton doesn't have a cast on?
How is that not the headline here?
#MITB

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 Sam Wheeler‏ @wheelerdeeler 2m2 minutes ago

Suppose MITB going on last means no cash-in tonight. #MITB

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AWA/NWA legends introduced at ringside.

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 Sam Wheeler‏ @wheelerdeeler 2m2 minutes ago

So which legend does Jinder attack? #MITB @TNACreative

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Jinder Mahal (c) v. Randy Orton for the Smackdown (WWE World) Championship

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 3m3 minutes ago

In case @RandyOrton asks this is the main event and the PPV ends at 10 #MITB

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Harv and Gurv Sihra (Singh Brothers) are with Mahal (all were with a British Colombian promotion for which Mauro was an announcer)

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 Sam Wheeler‏ @wheelerdeeler 3m3 minutes ago

Randy really was silly to ask for his rematch in his hometown... #MITB

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Mahal looks like he's been working out.

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Orton is now selling a left knee injury that Mahal is working

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Orton drops Mahal on Cowboy Bob who refrains from getting involved

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Mahal got Orton tied up in some cables on the announce desk

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Orton clutches his knee after hitting a fall away slam

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Mahal tried the figure four on the "injured knee".  Still working in the knee.

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 3m3 minutes ago

"I've seen @mikethemiz do a Figure Four. You can't phase me @JinderMahal" - @RicFlairNatrBoy #MITB


Sitting next to Cowboy Bob

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Randy Orton hits the superplex in honor of Cowboy Bob

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Orton hists the jumping cutter.  Singh bro interferes.  Chioda lets the match continue. The brothers are ejected. They are beside themselves.

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Harv and Gurv are about to mix it up with Cowboy Bob and the legends

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Orton throws them into the time keepers area and this time, shoulder first on the announce table apron.

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 11s11 seconds ago

Guess @JinderMahal was napping during this whole attack #MITB

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 2m2 minutes ago

And @RandyOrton stops the @SinghBrosWWE from stealing his Legend Killer gimmick #MITB

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When Orton finally returns to the ring Mahal hits the arm-trap half nelson slam to get the win at 20:40.

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 Sam Wheeler‏ @wheelerdeeler 2m2 minutes ago

It's only fair that Jinder won considering Randy was out of the ring for like a 50 Count... #MITB

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Fashion Police (Fandango, Tyler Breeze from his seaonal residence in Alexandria) v. Ascension

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 3m3 minutes ago

Please cut to Larry The Axe Hennig during Breezango's entrance #MITB

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Febreeze wins in 3:47 after Fandango executes a roll up.

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 Sam Wheeler‏ @wheelerdeeler 2m2 minutes ago

and the crowd goes mild! #MITB

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AJ Styles, Dolph Ziggler, Kevin Owens, Sammy Zayn, Baron Corbin, and a newcomer from developmental, Shinsuke Nakamura are all scheduled to compete in the Money in the Bank Ladder match for a guaranteed contract opportunity for the WWE World Championship.

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 WWE Creative Humor‏ @WWECreative_ish 34s34 seconds ago

We're putting @AJStylesOrg in a ladder match. That makes up for anything we've done all night long #MITB

Sam Wheeler‏ @wheelerdeeler 1m1 minute ago

After AJ wins he'll be "The Face that won the case". #MITB