Calling all Real Hog fans!

[Muskliketusk]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

[hobhog]

Wow.

[checkraiser88]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

Go have another baby Jen

[TheOtherColombia]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

So much wrong in this post, and the bold part made me laugh the hardest. 

[hawgmasta]

Whadya say gang? Another five years to turn this wagon around?!?

[GunnerHawg70]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

Awwwww man Muskliketusk...you better turn off your internet, run (fast), and go into a witness protection program because the "Evils of HV" have been disturbed by your support of CBB...Good luck man and Godspeed...

[Smalltownhog95]

Now sir Brad is going to show you the pit of misery. Pit of Misery! Dilly Dilly!

[Little Lady Back]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

I thought that was bad until I read the rest of your post.

[Leadbelly]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

First of all it's OUR, not are.....if you don't know the difference the rest of your post is irrelevant!

[jrulz83]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

Proofread and rewrite, half as long. Brevity is the soul of wit.

[hotdog hog]

I needed this, this morning.

[Gonzo]

First of all it's OUR, not are.....of you don't know the difference the rest of your post is irrelevant!

I agree about the initial post, but this made me chuckle


Go Hogs!

[Leadbelly]

I agree about the initial post, but this made me chuckle


Go Hogs!

Fixed!! Kinda like the neighbors dog!

[ICEman]

Proofread and rewrite, half as long. Brevity is the soul of wit.

He could have written his piece much shorter, he didn't have the time.

[jgphillips3]

If you are going to troll, at least learn the difference between pricey weather and pleasant weather.

[shown006]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

11-27 SEC record heading towards 11-29.

[hog911]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

Doesn't it have to be built in order to destroy it? So when should we expect a turn around, year 6, year 7, year 8? I'll be patient, just tell me when and what is turning it around to you 6 wins , 7 wins? I expect and demand a bit more than that! True fans don't accept failure!  I really hope Jeff is paying you well per post!

[The Hawg Marshal]

Fire Bret!(said in a whiny voice)

[Muskliketusk]

I love it when people go to the "fair weather fan" toolbox to advance their man love for a sorry coach!  It just cracks me up!  Maybe you are not a fan at all.  Not caring about wins and loses, love for a coach more than an institution.  Sounds like a real fan to me.  Look, this isn't Pee Wee or church league, it's the P5 of freaking college football!  We are not Kansas, we are the Razorbacks and we don't take losing lightly!  So you can keep hiding hour head in the sand and dreaming of pixie dust and pink unicorns but leave the TRUE fans alone!

Except you ain't no true fan.

[Vantage 8 dude]

Whadya say gang? Another five years to turn this wagon around?!?

Well just as long as we don't have to deal with a "microwave" world. Oh no, just realize what I posted. Would yet ANOTHER FIVE YEARS be considered too soon to actually show progress I mean what do fans expect for their money, instant miracles

[hawgmasta]

Well just as long as we don't have to deal with a "microwave" world. Oh no, just realize what I posted. Would yet ANOTHER FIVE YEARS be considered too soon to actually show progress I mean what do fans expect for their money, instant miracles

I think it take 10-12 years to solidly build a program.

[Albert Einswine]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

Somebody needs to learn how to articulate their message, flawed as it is, in English.

[farmhawg]

Maybe if you used Our instead of are........but no, you come on here whining about people whining. Brilliant, just brilliant.

Real fans are tired of this chit and prefer to win games. Slither back under your( not you're just in case) rock and stay there(not their).

[ipigsooie]

I think it take 10-12 years to solidly build a program.

Now I am sure you are just messing with people. Get back to the woods, there are deer that need a killin.

[dfwalumdad]

you know i could understand the support for nutt he'd been here 10 years, won the division twice, i could understand the support of malzahn and mustain, i could certainly understand the support of petrino.

for the life of me i cannot understand the bert fan boi's.

what in the world has bert done to garner any support given his performance over the last 5 seasons. he owns the worst two SEC seasons since we joined the league.

he's gone son. it most likely will happen after the thumping we receive at the hands of mississippi state. simply announced that bert will be coaching his last game against mizzou.

here's the good news junior the peon's in the athletic department typically keep their jobs through coaching changes, so you'll likely be ok!

[PorkChopExpress]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

Go home Bert, you're drunk.

[Steelhawg]

Wow. These are the kind of people that take 90 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

[Hawginj]

Wow. These are the kind of people that take 90 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣Dilly

[Sed76]

How many accounts does "Michael E Davis" have?

[Ex-Trumpet]

Grammerz.  Its real hard and stuff.

[jrulz83]

He could have written his piece much shorter, he didn't have the time.

Instead of this:

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

I'm thinking this:

Bret Bielema is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. I will make my defense of him. I will recommend urgently that Bret Bielema be made head coach for life. He saved our program and will take out Alabama.

Kudos to whoever knows what movie the above quote is adapted from.

[12247]

83, I was thinking about asking you what your IQ is, but, on second thought, I realized you don't have an IQ.

[Swestwill66]

Are coach and team need support. They don't need a bunch a fare weather whiners crying for people to get fired. We need to rid ourselves of these negative nancies and support our team threw thick and thin. HCBB will be back and HE WILL fix things no matter what a bunch of sissies say that are just trying to destroy this great program.

Sarcasm! I get it.

[Martygit]

OK - I didn't read all of the comments......but......any thread that starts out "Are" which should have been "Our" and continues with "fare" which should have been "fair" is only going to get my attention in terms of having been posted by someone who probably never went to grade school and has no reason to be paid attention to

[GolfNut57]

OK - I didn't read all of the comments......but......any thread that starts out "Are" which should have been "Our" and continues with "fare" which should have been "fair" is only going to get my attention in terms of having been posted by someone who probably never went to grade school and has no reason to be paid attention to

One of Wal-Mart's most dedicated shoppers no doubt. Bet that's where they get all their pig gear.   

[Hawgphat]

God bless your trusting, naive, clueless heart, OP 

Hang on to your faith in Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy while you're at it.  There's a special place in Heaven for innocent-minded folk of your persuasion.