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Started by counsellorhog, September 23, 2012, 01:09:39 pm

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counsellorhog

Make him the highest paid coach in football pro or college and bring him in. Lets not fiddle around.


 


farmhawg

Quote from: counsellorhog on September 23, 2012, 01:09:39 pm
Make him the highest paid coach in football pro or college and bring him in. Lets not fiddle around.
Good grief.
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Jeff Long is sitting around drinking some fruity girl drink and reading this and realizing he was the wrong man for the job. We're crazy. We love us some damn hog football. There may be a bunch of suits sitting behind glass on gameday but dammit you better not cross us airplane-tracking, fence-jumping, hangar-breakin-entering night-vision purchasin sumbitches! We're Miracle on Markham and 4th and 25, 7 overtime-winning tear down the goalposts and drag em down Dickson because you ain't goin to the BCS, fat phil!! BRING ME A COACH WITH A PAIR AND SACRIFICE A VIRGIN CUZ ITS TIME TO FUSCING WIN!!!!

HiggiePiggy

Yeah I am sure Alabama wouldn't match anything we had to offer.....
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Sir Oinksalot

that would play well in the National spotlight...like watching a double feature
of the three stooges...
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to the inevitable forces of Nature,
and in so yielding survive...

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bigpigonthehill

Quote from: counsellorhog on September 23, 2012, 01:09:39 pm
Make him the highest paid coach in football pro or college and bring him in. Lets not fiddle around.

Yes, yes, yes! I agree! I know really respect the guy and Alabama for hiring him. However, I am a Razorback fan above all.
How the hell did we wind up like this? Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed? And try to turn the tables. Nothing is wrong, just as long as you know that someday I will. Some day, Some how. Gonna make it alright but not right now. I know you're wondering when.

Burt B.




                                   

BirdDawg

Only win over Bama in past 5 years would be offering 6 million just to make Bama have to match it LOL

NotTheHog

Jeeze, that was an amazing post (even for hogville)!!!

deblaylock06

Quote from: BirdDawg on September 23, 2012, 01:25:45 pm
Only win over Bama in past 5 years would be offering 6 million just to make Bama have to match it LOL

^^this.  We could drive up the price they have to pay for him.  Then hopefully they can't afford to pay their players anymore?  lol just wishful thinking

uncle bubs

God bless the Boston Mountains.

 

Athog

Quote from: counsellorhog on September 23, 2012, 01:09:39 pm
Make him the highest paid coach in football pro or college and bring him in. Lets not fiddle around.

You can make enough to pay him on the drugs you are taking!!

98hogs


razorbackkid

In other news, the University of Arkansas has offered Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban 10 million dollars to come to Fayetteville in hopes he can rebuild the program.

Saban politely said no thank you stating:  "I'm a football coach, not a magician."
I would rather live as if there is a God and find out there isn't, than to live as if there isn't and find out there is.

Dirty

Did you just say this out loud?



counsellorhog

Quote from: 98hogs on September 23, 2012, 01:33:14 pm
quit posting stupid crap

Why is it "stupid crap"?  Why do Arkansas fans think they can't lure away a top coach with money.  Can only places like Alabama do that?  The inferiority complex must end or we will always be inferior.

Hedgehog79

i hope your screen name does not refer to your profession

cessna8667

"Hey Nick!  Why not leave that broken down Alabama school where you seem to win NC's at will, are revered like Paul "Bear" Bryant, and can bang any volleyball girl you want to without repercussions?  Boy, have we got your ultimate challenge!"

Something like that?


HogFan219


 

HG

Why not just offer Bill Belichick $10 million?  Throw a couple lip readers at, say, $60k a year, some good binoculars for $300 apiece (replace every 4 years or so) and you have a quality pro-level coaching staff.

Beaverfever

Saban is cocky enough that i wouldn´t put it past him to get bored winning championships at bama and go to some crappy program just to prove how badass he is. 

Aston Martin 8 dude

Quote from: counsellorhog on September 23, 2012, 01:09:39 pm
Make him the highest paid coach in football pro or college and bring him in. Lets not fiddle around.
Make him an offer Jerry and make him the highest coach in the NFL.

Calling All Hogs

Make casino gambling legal and take the $100 million the state makes and pay Saban. See if Bama matches that! Ha! Having the money to buy his own NFL team would probably be appealing to Nick!  :)

DoghouseHog2

Quote from: counsellorhog on September 23, 2012, 01:09:39 pm
Make him the highest paid coach in football pro or college and bring him in. Lets not fiddle around.

Link???
over and out.

razorbackcpa

Quote from: CallMeHog on September 23, 2012, 04:26:28 pm
Make casino gambling legal and take the $100 million the state makes and pay Saban. See if Bama matches that! Ha! Having the money to buy his own NFL team would probably be appealing to Nick!  :)

And screw naming it after a city. He would call his team the "Nick Saban Awesomes."

Lakerhog


SouthSide Johnny

Some Say it's Raining Elephants but They Go Outside Anyway..

Outside Observer

Quote from: Beaverfever on September 23, 2012, 03:34:01 pm
Saban is cocky enough that i wouldn´t put it past him to get bored winning championships at bama and go to some crappy program just to prove how badass he is.

Can you really envision Saban getting bored of winning?  LOL

rwspear


RazorbackRon

Quote from: Hedgehog79 on September 23, 2012, 01:40:04 pm
i hope your screen name does not refer to your profession

My thoughts exactly.    You could have at least come back and claimed you were falling down, Bubba Hog drunk when the 1st psot occurred.  Now we know you were moronicly serious.
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intoxhog

I do not want saben I want bear!!! Hire him now it a home run hire
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runninhog

Gary Patterson is who you might want. If you can get him out of Ft. Worth. It's pretty nice down there and he has a job for life if he wants it.

clutch

Quote from: counsellorhog on September 23, 2012, 01:38:15 pm
Why is it "stupid crap"?  Why do Arkansas fans think they can't lure away a top coach with money.  Can only places like Alabama do that?  The inferiority complex must end or we will always be inferior.

I'd almost guarantee that it's not even possible right now. I'd bet that it's in Saban's contract that he can't leave to take a job at another SEC school. Especially one in the same division. If our people are smart enough to put something like that in BP's contract do you not think Bama would do the same with Saban?

Danny J


cityhog

Quote from: BirdDawg on September 23, 2012, 01:25:45 pm
Only win over Bama in past 5 years would be offering 6 million just to make Bama have to match it LOL


All joking aside we should do exactly this to Alabama and LSU. Put a ridiculous number out there and force them to match it. If we can't beat them, lets break them financially in the process. This has been my evil wish since the whole coaching search circus began.

hogball33

September 23, 2012, 08:19:50 pm #40 Last Edit: September 23, 2012, 08:21:44 pm by hogball33
Quote from: rwspear on September 23, 2012, 08:02:29 pm

I am cracking up over the face palm progression. +1 to all participants. Great stuff.