Hey, there's a baseball game tomorrow

[mikeirwin]

All we have to do is develop amnesia and wake up in the morning to a better world. This weekend is the final tuneup before SEC play starts in baseball.
Of course you could down a 5th of Wild Turkey and bark at the moon all night but your neighbors might  band together and have you committed..

[Lanny]

I need to be committed if I watch another Heath coached basketball team.

[V B Porkers]

Sec 105 on Sat and Sunday to watch Baseball Hogs. I have to work on Friday or would be there. Go Hogs

[abq]

you could down a 5th of Wild Turkey and bark at the moon all night but your neighbors might band together and have you committed..

They're used to it.

[Hoggam's Razor]

A fifth of Wild Turkey and there will be no barking.........barfing, maybe......but no barking.

[mikeirwin]

A fifth of Wild Turkey and there will be no barking.........barfing, maybe......but no barking.

I had a roommate in college who liked to chug Wild Turkey. The next door neighbors had a dog named Eddie in their back yard. Whenever North Texas lost a basketball game the roomie would come home, get liquored up, go out into the back yard and sit by the fence with Eddie. They'd both howl at the moon.
That's the rest of the story.

[Macgyver_Hawg]

All we have to do is develop amnesia and wake up in the morning to a better world.

I wake up to you and Bo in the mornings.  So much for a better world. 

[Big Papa Satan]

Of course you could down a 5th of Wild Turkey and bark at the moon all night but your neighbors might band together and have you committed..

It beats staggering around the yard, chasing possums.

[Lando Calrissian]

It beats staggering around the yard, chasing possums.

It also beats gettin' way too drunk and waking up next to THIS girl