Friday haiku

[saintchristopher]

We got a new coach
Not really sure about him
at least he's not fat

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Morris the real deal
Fans should always remember
We aren't Tennessee!

[Cotton]

Fastest Four Quarters
All Jacked Up On Mountain Dew
Left Lane, Hammer Down

[GringoHog]

We got good talent
We have a lighter schedule
We should win some games

[greenEGnHAWGS]

Up tempo. High octane.
We just went zero to sixty!
I need more Red Bull...

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

 Chicken Little's cry...
"Arkansas will surely die!"
Now, "Coach is Awesome!"

[Seebs]

I cannot say this ...
Biel, Bell, Bee, Bee, Bee li ma
Not Ar kan si an

[FineAsSwine]

Fastest Four Quarters
All Jacked Up On Mountain Dew
Left Lane, Hammer Down

I remember when
Mountain Dew was the name for
some good ole moonshine

[Polecat]

A new day has dawned
Offense arrives in the hills
GFY haters

[Godfather]

we got our new coach
now go get the venables
woo freakin piggy


We got our new coach
Pop the clutch and hammer down
Just wait till next year.

[Cotton]

I remember when
Mountain Dew was the name for
some good ole moonshine

Lol +1