Why, Why, Why do I continue to abuse myself?

[BigDrDon]

 

[rzrbkman]

They have facilities these days for that type of thing.

[JoeyCapital]

I'm certainly not an expert, but I think that would be a question for you and your therapist to go over.

[Torqued pork]

It's like bad golfers who won't give up the game. It's the occasional good shot that keeps them coming back. It's the same for degenerate gamblers.

[RebelliousHog]

Because your woman won't give you no lovin'?

[Boardon Hamsay]

Maybe you should try some kind of lube?

[leroyhawg]

because you care, it's time to leave SEC!