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Austin Allen reminds me of Joe Namath

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He gets drunk and hits on Suzy kolber during Monday night football games?

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Quote from: Dr. Starcs on July 29, 2017, 09:57:01 pm
He gets drunk and hits on Suzy kolber during Monday night football games?


To be fair, I, as well as many others I'm sure, would also get drunk and hit on Suzy Kolber, sideline or otherwise.
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Quote from: East Clintwood on July 29, 2017, 10:11:42 pm

To be fair, I, as well as many others I'm sure, would also get drunk and hit on Suzy Kolber, sideline or otherwise.

  To be fair, what's not to like about a fur coat?

Mikey

"Broadway" Austin doesn't have a good ring to it though.  Gonna have to come up with another nickname.  ;)

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Quote from: Dr. Starcs on July 29, 2017, 09:57:01 pm
He gets drunk and hits on Suzy kolber during Monday night football games?

No, that's only what the really great quarterbacks do.
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The Kig

How on earth does he remind you of a Joe Willy?  I like AA, but nothing about him makes me think about Namath.
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Quote from: The Kig on July 30, 2017, 05:43:32 am
How on earth does he remind you of a Joe Willy?  I like AA, but nothing about him makes me think about Namath.

I think he is making reference to the hair.
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12247

Perhaps a tiny bit of the look but otherwise, they both attempt to play the same position, QB.  Nothing else fits.

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Quote from: MuskogeeHogFan on July 30, 2017, 05:56:56 am
I think he is making reference to the hair.

Ah...OK.  My mind immediately went to so many other things and I missed it. 
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I hope AA can score on the field as well as Joe could score off the field.

bphi11ips

Quote from: 12247 on July 30, 2017, 09:49:09 am
Perhaps a tiny bit of the look but otherwise, they both attempt to play the same position, QB.  Nothing else fits.

Not so fast my friend!

Austin Allen threw for 1000 more yards, the same number of TDs,  and fewer interceptions last year than Namath did in three years at Alabama.  Different times, but Namath's college passing numbers were similar to the Arkansas QBs of his time, Billy Moore and Freddie Marshall, who were both better runners. 

Namath won that famous Super Bowl, but he lost more games in the NFL than he won.  He threw 173 TDs to 220 INTs.  Namath was flashy.  Howard Cosell loved him.  He won a couple of MVP awards, and he threw for almost 28,000 yards.  He's in the Hall of Fame, but he isn't generally considered to be one of the all-time great QBs in the NFL.

Austin Allen is pretty darn good.  He can spin the ball and should get a shot at the NFL.  And he does look a bit like Namath with the hair.
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Quote from: The Kig on July 30, 2017, 05:43:32 am
How on earth does he remind you of a Joe Willy?  I like AA, but nothing about him makes me think about Namath.
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Roctavious

You mean overrated and throws more interceptions than touchdowns?

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Quote from: Roctavious on July 30, 2017, 09:16:37 pm
You mean overrated and throws more interceptions than touchdowns?

No he means both are more successful than you will ever be.
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Quote from: Roctavious on July 30, 2017, 09:16:37 pm
You mean overrated and throws more interceptions than touchdowns?

Who threw more INt's than TD's?

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Quote from: PORKULATOR on July 30, 2017, 11:19:03 pm
As THE JETS FAN here, you know I'm on board. Even though Broadway Joe is a dirty, ole perv these days. Lol

I figure we all will be someday

Roctavious

Quote from: sowmonella on July 30, 2017, 10:15:22 pm
No he means both are more successful than you will ever be.

Hey I can get drunk and hit on women half my age. Just not without getting arrested. And I can so wear a fur coat. Other than me posting on a web forum at 9:02 on a Monday morning would give you the impression I'm not successful . . .

 

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I hope he still reminds us of Joe when he graduates.
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He reminds me of Sunshine from Remember the Titans.
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Quote from: Dr. Starcs on July 29, 2017, 09:57:01 pm
He gets drunk and hits on Suzy kolber during Monday night football games?
ya know that was my first thought.
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I wasn't aware of Austin's bad knees and bad acting skills.
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If Austin guarantees we're going to beat Bama this year, and then he goes out and does it, I'll cosign.
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Quote from: FineAsSwine on July 31, 2017, 04:47:32 pm
If Austin guarantees we're going to beat Bama this year, and then he goes out and does it, I'll cosign.
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Quote from: zeke_in_kc on July 31, 2017, 03:38:31 pm
The only possible comparison is that they both play(ed) at SEC schools.
Quote from: zeke_in_kc on July 31, 2017, 03:38:31 pm
The only possible comparison is that they both play(ed) at SEC schools.

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Joe the first guy to pass for over 4000 yards in a season.  Not pertinent, just one of those useless facts I have floating around in my head.

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I would settle for Ryan Mallet's arm, Bill Montgomery's poise, and Matt Jones' athleticism.

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Quote from: Torqued pork on August 02, 2017, 03:54:06 am
I would settle for Ryan Mallet's arm, Bill Montgomery's poise, and Matt Jones' athleticism.

Our next back up QB will always have those traits. 

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Quote from: Dr. Starcs on July 29, 2017, 09:57:01 pm
He gets drunk and hits on Suzy kolber during Monday night football games?
I hope Austin is not struggaling.

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Quote from: Hawgphish on August 02, 2017, 06:38:00 pm
I hope Austin is not struggaling.

Yeah, whatever that is...hope he's not doing it.
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Quote from: The Kig on July 30, 2017, 05:43:32 am
How on earth does he remind you of a Joe Willy?  I like AA, but nothing about him makes me think about Namath.

I think we really need the season to start.

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moses_007

He might resemble Broadway Joe, but he simply doesn't have the arm Namath had.  I saw Namath and the Jets play the New Orleans Saints in the late 60s in the old Tulane Stadium in New Orleans in a summer pre-season game.  My oh my, what an arm Namath had.........

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