The Houston Nutt Story

[LA HAWG]

How bout Jimmy Dykes as HDN?

[go hogues]

estelle getty would be a good frank

and how bout the brothers darrell from newhart as hdn's in-state coaching brothers?

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[Broken Trigger]

The casting is finished for the refs in the movie as well........

[hoggystyle78]

Starring Pee Wee Herman as Houston Nutt and Buddy Ebson (uncle Jed) as JFB.

[FLKeysGuy]

posted earlier, but it was funny enough for an encore...

"Yes, your son is in good hands!  We'll be coaching him for the next four years..."

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[whatsshakinbacon]

And starring as Steven Hill.......

Bacon out...

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[FLKeysGuy]

Zoiks!

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[FLKeysGuy]

In his finest clothes and playbook in hand, HDN hits the recruiting trail...

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[HawgWyld]

And, starring as good ol' Houston...

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[philobeddoe]

You guys are hilarious.  Since y'all don't have anything to bash Heath about lately, you immediately go back to bashing HDN.

[Allister Fiend]

Hey Gus, I like a' way you coach, uh huh. Wont a job?

Bring me some a them french fried po-taters, uh huh.

[Allister Fiend]

Coach Nutt inspecting the sod along with his buddy Dowell Loggains.

[HawgWyld]

You guys are hilarious.  Since y'all don't have anything to bash Heath about lately, you immediately go back to bashing HDN.

I wasn't aware the Nutt bashing had ever stopped...

[Allister Fiend]

And none other than Patrick "Blue" Cranshaw from Old School to play JFB! God rest his soul.

[Allister Fiend]

One week of good play does not save Stan. Four years of bad play are enough to drag him through the mud as well.

Let's go with Levar Burton from his Reading Rainbow days!

[Allister Fiend]

Playing the part of Gus Malzhan, the one and only...........

[Chappeee]

Tim Allen

[Chappeee]

Murdock from The A-Team

[HogInaStrangeLand]

I'm working on posting images...


With a little make-up and dyeing the hair...Ebert made a fine Houston...

"Two thumbs up on that fine play, brutha"

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[HogInaStrangeLand]

How do I post images...??
only can do it as attachment....can't put in main text.

[jabohog]

Can't believe you guys are leaving Otis out. Can't believe I just spent the time reading this either.

[LA HAWG]

Gene Shallat as Otis Kirk.

Cuba Gooding Jr as Dudley Dawson

Jon Voight as Mike Irwin

[whatsshakinbacon]

Can't believe you guys are leaving Otis out. Can't believe I just spent the time reading this either.

Don't even have to change names to find the guy to play Otis:

Bacon out...

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[chillinhoggie]

Can't believe you guys are leaving Otis out. Can't believe I just spent the time reading this either.

Don't even have to change names to find the guy to play Otis:

Bacon out...

Perfect. nice work shakin.

[Broken Trigger]

Can't believe you guys are leaving Otis out. Can't believe I just spent the time reading this either.

My choice for Otis is........

Rip Taylor

[uofajoe99]

to echo earlier post.............Houston Nutt as Dowell Loggains....and Dowell Loggains as Houston Nutt......."I signaled in that play Chuck..wasn't that good...."

[Broken Trigger]

R. Lee Ermey as Reggie Herring..........

[go hogues]

For all of you Little Rock Folks...the "sports week" crew:

Baz

Sully

Bruce James

Calcagni

(in that order)

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[hogtheball]

Bubba Hog certainly seems to have theatrical abilities.  Could he play HDN?

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[thehill1414]

Bubba Hog certainly seems to have theatrical abilities.  Could he play HDN?

That guy was absolutely hysterical tonight...anyone at the game could attest.
Here's Shibest...

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[Broken Trigger]

Georgia coach Mark Richt played by........

[HognotinMemphis]

Gene Shallat as Otis Kirk.

Cuba Gooding Jr as Dudley Dawson

Jon Voight as Mike Irwin

Dudley: "Show me the puss.y!"

[go hogues]

Otis

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[Broken Trigger]

Starring Dewey Finn(Jack Black) as Vince Young's tutor......

[Ugly Uncle]

Markuson and Houston

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[FLKeysGuy]

Markuson and Houston

Up late tonight, aye uncle?

[Ugly Uncle]

Markuson and Houston

Up late tonight, aye uncle?

Yep.  Couldn't sleep...thought I would check out the 'ville'  You are up pretty late yourself to. 

Golfing tomorrow?

[FLKeysGuy]

Insomniac.  Froze my butt off at the SHS vs. FHS baseball game and have sat here drinking rum since.  Tomorrow's supposed to be "domestic day" here... all those "honey do" projects.  I'll try to sleep as late as possible!!! 

[Ugly Uncle]

I'm with ya.  Insomnia.

Listen.  Doing chores can be confusing...don't be afraid to ask for assistance.

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[FLKeysGuy]

I'm with ya.  Insomnia.

Listen.  Doing chores can be confusing...don't be afraid to ask for assistance.

This is good advice for you and any other man who cares to listen...  although we were self-sufficient as bachelors at one point in our lives, the best thing to do when you're married is offer to do the laundry.  Then, mix all the clothes together, wash them in hot water, add bleach, and you'll never have to do laundry for the rest of your life!

[Ugly Uncle]

I'm with ya.  Insomnia.

Listen.  Doing chores can be confusing...don't be afraid to ask for assistance.

This is good advice for you and any other man who cares to listen...  although we were self-sufficient as bachelors at one point in our lives, the best thing to do when you're married is offer to do the laundry.  Then, mix all the clothes together, wash them in hot water, add bleach, and you'll never have to do laundry for the rest of your life!

Worked exactly like that for me.  The only problem is I can't figure out how to do the same with the dishes. 

[FLKeysGuy]

I'm with ya.  Insomnia.

Listen.  Doing chores can be confusing...don't be afraid to ask for assistance.

This is good advice for you and any other man who cares to listen...  although we were self-sufficient as bachelors at one point in our lives, the best thing to do when you're married is offer to do the laundry.  Then, mix all the clothes together, wash them in hot water, add bleach, and you'll never have to do laundry for the rest of your life!

Worked exactly like that for me.  The only problem is I can't figure out how to do the same with the dishes. 

Me neither... any advice Hogville?

[hogtheball]

I'm with ya.  Insomnia.

Listen.  Doing chores can be confusing...don't be afraid to ask for assistance.

This is good advice for you and any other man who cares to listen...  although we were self-sufficient as bachelors at one point in our lives, the best thing to do when you're married is offer to do the laundry.  Then, mix all the clothes together, wash them in hot water, add bleach, and you'll never have to do laundry for the rest of your life!

Worked exactly like that for me.  The only problem is I can't figure out how to do the same with the dishes. 

Me neither... any advice Hogville?

Finally, a topic where I actually know something.  Put the liquid dishwashing soap in the dishwasher instead of the powder.  Put in way too much - maybe mix with some bubble bath if you have some handy.  Then turn on the dishwasher.  The suds will start leaking out of the dishwasher door and will fill the kitchen floor.  More suds will come out of the sink if you're lucky.   No more dishwashing!

[whatsshakinbacon]

I'm with ya.  Insomnia.

Listen.  Doing chores can be confusing...don't be afraid to ask for assistance.

This is good advice for you and any other man who cares to listen...  although we were self-sufficient as bachelors at one point in our lives, the best thing to do when you're married is offer to do the laundry.  Then, mix all the clothes together, wash them in hot water, add bleach, and you'll never have to do laundry for the rest of your life!

Worked exactly like that for me.  The only problem is I can't figure out how to do the same with the dishes. 

Me neither... any advice Hogville?

Finally, a topic where I actually know something.  Put the liquid dishwashing soap in the dishwasher instead of the powder.  Put in way too much - maybe mix with some bubble bath if you have some handy.  Then turn on the dishwasher.  The suds will start leaking out of the dishwasher door and will fill the kitchen floor.  More suds will come out of the sink if you're lucky.   No more dishwashing!

When helping the wife clean the floor, be careful to ignore her fit of rage, realizing that in a month or two it will subside, and be very careful and do NOT mop well.  She will be looking for you some new chores.  My recommendation, discretely put on some dirty tennis shoes before you start mopping.  It thoroughly messes things up - worse than before.

Bacon out...

[dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya]

I'm with ya.  Insomnia.

Listen.  Doing chores can be confusing...don't be afraid to ask for assistance.

This is good advice for you and any other man who cares to listen...  although we were self-sufficient as bachelors at one point in our lives, the best thing to do when you're married is offer to do the laundry.  Then, mix all the clothes together, wash them in hot water, add bleach, and you'll never have to do laundry for the rest of your life!

Worked exactly like that for me.  The only problem is I can't figure out how to do the same with the dishes. 

Me neither... any advice Hogville?

Finally, a topic where I actually know something.  Put the liquid dishwashing soap in the dishwasher instead of the powder.  Put in way too much - maybe mix with some bubble bath if you have some handy.  Then turn on the dishwasher.  The suds will start leaking out of the dishwasher door and will fill the kitchen floor.  More suds will come out of the sink if you're lucky.   No more dishwashing!

This would be wayyyy too much work for Ugly, as he would have to actually waddle out of his Archie Bunker chair...

[FLKeysGuy]

Great advice!  Thanks for the help guys!!!

[Zen_Hog]

you died

[Tater Salad]

you died

I knew this would have a happy ending!

Seriously though, "Lord I apologize for that right there."

[Table Rocker]

just add dreds and the manimal becomes busta rhymes!

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[LSUFan]

HDN, played by...


"JJJJJen-neee... I called that puh-lay-ah"

Perfect, ROFLMAO!!!!! +1