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Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?

RazrRila99

Destroy bama?  No, not destroy.  Will we beat Bama?  Quite possibly. 

SoCal -- no chance!!!

 

PorkSoda

Do you think bama could be southern cal?
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Killean

No, I think most of us figure that Alabama really isn't a top 10 team.
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Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm

Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?

We aren't likely to beat Bama, much less destroy them.

However, on the subject of delusion...how many Bama fans think they are in the same tier as USC???   Cause you ain't.

Hawgvillain

All you Bama morons get on here and act like we all think we are going to kill you.  Go look at the score picking contest and you will see that an extremely large number of us believe that we will lose this weekend.  Now kiss my ar$e and get off our board unless you have something to add.

kingofdequeen

you defeat a grossly overrated clemson team...then beat tulane w/ an 84 yd performance from your QB...and now you are par excellance with USC?

:puke:


Don't be "bamafan"...


ErieHog

Alabama and USC deserve to be mentioned in the same breath-- in basketball only.


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TechHog

I don't believe that bama is a top 10 team,   more like a top 15-18 team.  I don't believe that Arkansas will "destroy" them either.  I see a close game in the 24-27 neighborhood.   I don't think bama will cover the spread, but I think they'll give Arkansas a good test.

GuvHog

September 15, 2008, 02:02:24 pm #9 Last Edit: September 15, 2008, 02:07:38 pm by GUVHOG
What Th..????
Who said anything about destroying Alabama???? I said the Hogs win a CLOSE one.

No, the Hogs won't beat USC.
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idiotghos

Delusional is believing bama is a top ten team.

hawgknockers

I don't think anyone here thinks we can destroy a top 10 team, but we do think we can play with Alabama. 
Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm

Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?

HogHillbilly

I read the Bama board..............Some of you DELUSIONAL bama fans think you will win 11 or 12 games this year ?

Wow...............I don't even know what else to say to that
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GoHogs186

Haha yeah 11-12 wins after struggling like they did against Tulane i doubt it. This weekend will be a good game as the Ark-Ala are...

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:razorback: GO HOGS!!!!! :razorback:

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WMHawgfan

Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm

Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?
How many more years do you think Bear Bryant will coach before he retires?

Hogfan01

I just love when someone from another school comes on here and starts a thread but then never replies or puts any kind information or facts to back what they are typing.
I think most if not all on this board are completely opposite of delusional!!
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We have a better chance of beating you than you do of winning 11 0r 12 games.
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Beaverfever

LOL at an Alabama fan telling us we're delusional.

HotlantaHog

Hogs have a shot vs. Bama.... not saying it is a win.

As for USC, I have been to Southern California (it's a scary place) and saw the Trojans at Fayetteville ... I thought we had a chance both those years, and was wrong. I don't think this year's team has the talent that lost those two years. Been there, done that.

RickyRoma

Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm

Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?

Bubba remember to tell your wife/sister/mom not to bring her snuff to the game.  Society, outside of alabama, frowns upon such things.


ADAM_713

Quote from: WMHawgfan on September 15, 2008, 02:18:26 pm
How many more years do you think Bear Bryant will coach before he retires?

Haha +1, beat me to it.

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Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm

Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?

While I don't think we'll beat Bama, comparing Bama and USC in the same sentence makes you crazier than the people that think we'll beat Bama this week.

 

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31to6

Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm

Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?
You are delusional if you think Alabama is a top 10 team or that you would have a chance against SoCal either.

Trojans 35 'bama 10

Alabama will end the season ranked. But they will not end the season ranked in the top 15.

Table Rocker

bama is not a top ten team. you beat a clemson team that struggled against nc state (a team who was beaten 34-0 by so.car.) this weekend. who else have you beaten? tulane? w.kent? neat.

oh, and i don't think bama fans have the right to call anyone else delusional.

iCalledThatHogBrotha!

It comes down to this, our next 4 games are:

#9 Alabama (home)
#7 Texas (away)
#4 Florida (home)
#10 Auburn (away)

Of those, if we have a chance to win any (we might not), Bama is probably the most realistic.  Nobody said destroy.

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MuskogeeHogFan

Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm

Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?

Want to talk about delusional? You come on here and ask a question like that? Of course most of us believe we are going to beat Bama.....I don't think anyone used the term "destroy". Beat USC? We have been down that road twice with TCTWF and lost. Give us 2-3 years under BP and maybe we will give it another shot. I guarantee you that at this point, even as highly as you think of your team, YOU are delusional(of wait, we already established that) if you think that USC wouldn't hand you guys your arse. You playing them would be the equivalent of taking a knife to a gunfight.
Go Hogs Go!

LZH

If both schools are in the same state and their alumni is culled from the same region, then why is it that Auburn fans get on here and actually have some sense when the 'Bama fans are, well...NOT Auburn-like?  Maybe Auburn is kinda the state's MENSA Class and 'Bama is 6th period Shop Class.

fordhog

Quote from: Killean on September 15, 2008, 01:59:09 pm
No, I think most of us figure that Alabama really isn't a top 10 team.
Now thats funny !!!!!!!!!

cdhogfan

Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm

Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?

Please tell me you just didn't compare bama to USC.

webbgem

Quote from: MuskogeeHogFan on September 15, 2008, 02:41:59 pm
Want to talk about delusional? You come on here and ask a question like that? Of course most of us believe we are going to beat Bama.....I don't think anyone used the term "destroy". Beat USC? We have been down that road twice with TCTWF and lost. Give us 2-3 years under BP and maybe we will give it another shot. I guarantee you that at this point, even as highly as you think of your team, YOU are delusional(of wait, we already established that) if you think that USC wouldn't hand you guys your arse. You playing them would be the equivalent of taking a knife to a gunfight.

But what if it was Chuck Norris carrying the knife? 

USC would beat Alabama worse than they did Ohio State.  I don't see Alabama scoring and I don't see USC being kept out of the endzone, ever.
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cdhogfan

Quote from: LedZepHog on September 15, 2008, 02:46:30 pm
If both schools are in the same state and their alumni is culled from the same region, then why is it that Auburn fans get on here and actually have some sense when the 'Bama fans are, well...NOT Auburn-like?  Maybe Auburn is kinda the state's MENSA Class and 'Bama is 6th period Shop Class.

That is a good question.

Razor_back

I'm not delusional, i do think we could destroy USC and then turn around and beat the cowboys the next day. No I'm not delusional.
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MuskogeeHogFan

Quote from: webbgem on September 15, 2008, 02:49:06 pm
But what if it was Chuck Norris carrying the knife? 

USC would beat Alabama worse than they did Ohio State.  I don't see Alabama scoring and I don't see USC being kept out of the endzone, ever.

Heh, heh, funny, but I think USC would hand Chuck his arse as well whether he had a knife or not. :) So I know that they would kick Alabama all the way back to their moon pie eating, RC Cola drinkin, coon dog front porches.
Go Hogs Go!

RazorBassin

September 15, 2008, 03:01:44 pm #37 Last Edit: September 15, 2008, 04:07:09 pm by opineonswine

I hope that we win this weekend, do I think we will, no.  Could we beat USC, let me see, last time I checked, uh no.  Do I think it would be closer than when nuttjob tried 2 times, yes.

RickyRoma

September 15, 2008, 03:03:07 pm #38 Last Edit: September 15, 2008, 04:07:36 pm by opineonswine

I can't wait, and I won't have to wait long, until bummer fans get their much needed dose of reality.  You guys are not that good!  That fact that you type this bull$hit shows just how delusional YOU are.

Now run along back to class...you might miss nap time.

RickyRoma

Quote from: MuskogeeHogFan on September 15, 2008, 02:55:22 pm
Heh, heh, funny, but I think USC would hand Chuck his arse as well whether he had a knife or not. :) So I know that they would kick Alabama all the way back to their moon pie eating, RC Cola drinkin, coon dog front porches.

Now wait a minute...That RC Cola is good stuff.

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Quote from: Hawgvillain on September 15, 2008, 02:00:08 pm
All you Bama morons get on here and act like we all think we are going to kill you.  Go look at the score picking contest and you will see that an extremely large number of us believe that we will lose this weekend.  Now kiss my ar$e and get off our board unless you have something to add.

Dutch Creek Hog

No, delusional is comparing Bama to USC.

Bammers think any fan base who thinks they can beat Bama are delusional.

You don't realize it, but we are one of the few fanbases in the SEC who doesn't give a rip about Bama tradition.

Over the past decade, our series is pretty much even.

I believe we can beat Bama just about every year.

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Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 02:53:19 pm
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The Marmot

September 15, 2008, 03:19:42 pm #43 Last Edit: September 15, 2008, 04:07:56 pm by opineonswine

Alabama has been as irrelevant as Arkansas in the college football scene for over a decade now. Come back when you realize the bear is dead and your team starts to catch up with your idiotic expectations.
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We "could" beat anyone.  Anything "could" happen.  I don't think many Oregon State or UCLA fans thought they "could" beat USC a year ago, but they did.
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You have fun being the most level headed fan in the world.  I prefer the "delusion" of going to a game believing we can win.   

RickyRoma

Quote from: The Marmot on September 15, 2008, 03:19:42 pm
Alabama has been as irrelevant as Arkansas in the college football scene for over a decade now. Come back when you realize the bear is dead and your team starts to catch up with your idiotic expectations.

uh...you mean he should never come back?

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September 15, 2008, 03:28:28 pm #47 Last Edit: September 15, 2008, 03:32:48 pm by The real Hogules
Quote from: ErieHog on September 15, 2008, 02:00:35 pm
Alabama and USC deserve to be mentioned in the same breath-- in basketball only.




Bull $#!T!
Bama is on equal footing with Southern California in football.............when it comes to paying for top tier HS players. ;)
I honestly believe that Arkansas has a chance to win this weekends contest, provided our defense shows up.

Additionally, while we have a chance to defeat the Crimson Tide we'd be blown completely off the field "this season" by the condoms.
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Quote from: rockbama on September 15, 2008, 01:57:40 pm
Since many of you believe you will destroy Bama, a top ten team, this weekend, how many of you believe you could also beat Southern Cal and by how much?

Where was Bama ranked last season?

What was the Bama-Louisiana-Monroe score?

What happened in the offseason to make Bama a top 10 team out of nowhere?
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farmhawg

Quote from: bowlhogs07 on September 15, 2008, 03:05:23 pm
Please do not ever request that a bama fan read...Let alone look at stats!!

I would assume that he is having someone else type his replies. Bama fans are not known for logical nor relevant posts. They may win this year but they will never be as relevant as they think they are.
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