Say something nice about (spit) Texas

[RedRiverHog]

Their women are just like peanut butter........

[RZBC9]

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!

[HawgFan25]

They have some beer there....

mmmmm.  Shiner Bock.

[OahuHawg]

Their women are just like peanut butter........

can't get the taste out of the roof of your mouth?

[Lakeland Hog]

They are not LSU or Ohio St.

[HoginIllinois]

Texas has some of the best Bar-b-que I'vever eaten. Noto mention Lone Star beer.

Sme of the best mucicians and guitar pickers come from there.

[Hogsnort]

Good Chili Recipes

[HoginIllinois]

Texas has some of the best Bar-b-que I'vever eaten. Not to mention Lone Star beer.

Sme of the best mucicians and guitar pickers come from there.

[e_dub]

I banged out a piece of @ss from Texas when I was in the military.  She was nice.   :razorback:

[Table Rocker]

Greenville ave.

[OldPoop]

A lot of Texas is dry, flat, sagebrush covered wasteland that seems to go on forever.

Perfect spot for the nations nuclear waste.

Also perfect spot to dig a big hole and dump garbage from surrounding states.

[reds10]

If it weren't for Texas, Mexico would have a border on Arkansas.

you win

+1

[earlenehawg]

What about Chuy's?  It was the reason I refused to let my daughter go to Texas.. She had scholarships to Ole Piss but at the last minute decided to go to Arkansas...thank God!!!!!!

[RedRiverHog]

can't get the taste out of the roof of your mouth?

Easy to spread....

[COCHISE]

They use the top recruiting classes in the country to underachieve with.

[Hawgger]

I was born and raised in Texas. Came to UofA and moved back to Texas as soon as I graduated.  I love the Hogs but texas is home.  It has the best music, best food, best football team (cowboys), prettiest girls, you can buy beer on sundays and in walmart (cheap),  the folks are nice and not snotty, so far this year the dove hunting has been AWSOME!!!  I could go on for days but I don't want to make yall jealous that you dont live here

[Slacker]

They have the market cornered on spandex.

[Big Dog]

The BBQ is great and tubing the comal and Guadalupe river is the best in Texas. I live in New Braunfels which is about 1/2 between Austin and San Antonio.

[cbjagman]

The only thing good that I can say about UT is that I didn't have the unfortunate experience of going there. Thanks for large favors!!

[SeeingRed13]

Texas just George W Bush.

[RZBC9]

Harry Hines Blvd!!

[Razorhogs]

The kinkiest girl I ever screwed was from Texas.

That was BEVO!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bevo_(mascot)

[HOGSandDUCKS]

I just got a job there with the Stars.

[RocknRollRazorback]

They have the market cornered on spandex.

just in case you missed it the first time.

[TransAmHawg]

their student body is on my list of things that don't suck

Ok. What were we talking about, I got lost about here. +1 for the avatar

[OneLardAlmighty]

Willie Nelson

[RocknRollRazorback]

Good for a laugh

[LeadHog]

their student body is on my list of things that don't suck

Yeah, but what's the deal with the one one the far left?  She looks like she could start at left tackle.

[twistitup]

Houston

[OahuHawg]

Yeah, but what's the deal with the one one the far left?  She looks like she could start at left tackle.

uhhh...Gotta be honest I'd let her tackle me....Left, right, up, down I don't think it would matter

[DrSwineESQ]

It's easy for "directionally" challenged Mizzou fans to find, they head west until they smell poop, then head south until they step in it.

[hoghelmet14]

All those beautiful women in texas are............
......................................................................... tourist!

[idochog]

About the only thing good I can say is my kids were born there.

[edmo]

[1873Hawg]

My wife is from Tex-ASS +1
Her mother lives in Tex-ASS -1000

[snortyann]

I'm trying but I may have to have another day.

[Keyser Sooieze]

Shiner Bock

[CORZRBACKFAN]

Once you can get them to shut up about how great Texas is, they are actually some of the nicest people you will ever meet in America.

[idochog]

Actually I like the fact that Texas has the death penalty and THEY USE IT.

[Rod6275]

My mom and dad live there... I  still like them...

[Hogs-n-Roses]

Every single one of the players mothers wears army boots!

[aaaactionvp]

They make our defense look better(see 2000 cotton bowl and 2003 game in Austin).......oh and Mack Brown always gives us a chance to win.

[kimjongsqUeAl]

Say something nice about...Texas.....

Well.......steers aren't the only things that come from there.

[JFHWGBKRIII]

TGFT.  If it weren't for them 10 states would fall off into the Gulf.

[LsuBChump]

The stars are bright and big at night?......

[UhOhioHog]

http://www.twinpeaksrestaurant.com/Twin%20Peaks/Gallery%20Base%20Page.htm

Blue Bell Ice Cream
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders(See Avatar)
Hard Eight Barbecue  http://www.hardeightbbq.com/
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Barry Foster
NASA
http://gawker.com/news/big-meat/hill-country-the-only-good-thing-outta-texas-275148.php

[tahlahog]

The best thing to come out of texas of course is I-30.

[PolishPigPower]

They aren't Mississippi.

[pitbull1]

I've always heard if you can't find anything good to say, then don't say anything!!!

[Jabroni]

there is absolutely nothing to do here. which in turn (combined with the fact that it smells like the inside of an A$$ outside which keeps me in my apartment) saves me money =).

disclaimer: in the state of TX's defense i live in Beaumont