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Razorrected

September 08, 2008, 05:02:14 pm
I love the mascot.  A trembling orange cow that's skinnier than most of their women.   How you gonna beat that?
Oh yeah, throw in Oklahoma, 80,000 trailers and a pair of dentures and you got a conference!

hogcoots

September 08, 2008, 05:04:09 pm #1
They suck good.
 

Killean

September 08, 2008, 05:04:53 pm #2
They're not Louisiana, Alabama or Mississippi.
Everyone is born with the right to exist. When you become a Nazi you give up that right.

TorsinAHog

September 08, 2008, 05:05:24 pm #3
Due to the natural stench of that state, my crap smells like a flower.
To borrow from Mark Twain, there are three kinds of lies:
lies, darned lies, and the UA Athletic Department.


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HOGSandDUCKS

September 08, 2008, 05:10:57 pm #4
Felix Jones lives there.

cmh_hog2

September 08, 2008, 05:12:35 pm #5
Jerryworld, our third stadium is there.

Amityvillehogger

September 08, 2008, 05:13:47 pm #6
I've met a few people from there.
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TorsinAHog

September 08, 2008, 05:14:52 pm #7
Quote from: Amityvillehogger on September 08, 2008, 05:13:47 pm
I've met a few people from there.

Ive met a few HOT females from there.
To borrow from Mark Twain, there are three kinds of lies:
lies, darned lies, and the UA Athletic Department.


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pigz

September 08, 2008, 05:15:17 pm #8
They're Nuttless
You guys have a good time frig dancing

Table Rocker

September 08, 2008, 05:17:23 pm #9
Used to live there

HawgFan25

September 08, 2008, 05:17:58 pm #10
I like FC Dallas.

tbhogfan

September 08, 2008, 05:18:15 pm #11
When we start playing in the Jerrydome every year, we are going to be getting lots of recruits from there.
Go Hogs!

Topcat

September 08, 2008, 05:20:36 pm #12
Hold on, i'm trying but it just won't come out
 

HOGSandDUCKS

September 08, 2008, 05:22:38 pm #13
Quote from: Topcat on September 08, 2008, 05:20:36 pm
Hold on, i'm trying but it just won't come out
Try a laxative.

Eddie Goodson

September 08, 2008, 05:22:46 pm #14
All my exes....
"I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup, I have a Swiss passport." — Creed Bratton

JoyDivision

September 08, 2008, 05:31:10 pm #15
Ron Paul

pigture perfect

September 08, 2008, 05:33:48 pm #16
Well there's the .... uhmmm no not that, but there's that isn't true either..... Well?    ?     ?  I got nothin'.
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Razorvet

September 08, 2008, 05:34:13 pm #17
Hurricanes like them.

The Hog

September 08, 2008, 05:34:29 pm #18
I like T-bone steak.
Automatic RUN!

Bacons Rebellion

September 08, 2008, 05:35:05 pm #19
If it weren't for Texas, Mexico would have a border on Arkansas.

HamHands

September 08, 2008, 05:35:58 pm #20
The Riverwalk is nice at Christmas
One day at a time.

HawgFan25

September 08, 2008, 05:40:32 pm #21
Quote from: Bacons Rebellion on September 08, 2008, 05:35:05 pm
If it weren't for Texas, Mexico would have a border on Arkansas.
Thread closed.  We have a winner.

JBucc

September 08, 2008, 05:40:44 pm #22
I like their toast.
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Hook 'em Hogs

September 08, 2008, 05:41:10 pm #23
Texas is home and I love home!!!
 

missionaryhog

September 08, 2008, 05:42:22 pm #24
They have a lot of roads with a speed limit of 70 where the speed limit would be 55 in other places, so you can drive through it faster.
"...how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:" 

"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."

MDH

September 08, 2008, 05:43:01 pm #25
I didn't have to stay in the state too long on my drive out to San Diego from Fort Smith.
"Too many people have for too long placed too much confidence and trust in government and not enough in themselves.  Fortunately, many are now becoming aware of the seriousness of the gross mistakes of the past several decades.  The blame is shared by both political parties.  Many Americans now are demanding to hear the plain truth of things and want the demagoguing to stop.  Without this first step, solutions are impossible."  Ron Paul

Pathological

September 08, 2008, 05:43:12 pm #26
They have better highway speed limits.  Even the backroads are usually at least 65.

kitshicker

September 08, 2008, 05:43:25 pm #27
The average IQ for the state goes up at every home game......sorry, I tried.

Porkys Revenge

September 08, 2008, 05:46:30 pm #28
The kinkiest girl I ever screwed was from Texas.

Tejano Jawg

September 08, 2008, 05:47:46 pm #29
ME.



GO HOGS!   :razorback:
Between McAfee being obnoxious and Corso decomposing before our eyes I can't even watch GameDay anymore. —Torqued Pork

HawgFan25

September 08, 2008, 05:48:32 pm #30
Quote from: Porkys Revenge on September 08, 2008, 05:46:30 pm
The kinkiest girl I ever screwed was from Texas.
Me too!  It was probably the same stupid ho.

Bomis Hawg

September 08, 2008, 05:51:04 pm #31
At least they aren't from Canada....

MDH

September 08, 2008, 05:51:56 pm #32
The sheer size of the state keeps the inbreeding contained within it's borders.
"Too many people have for too long placed too much confidence and trust in government and not enough in themselves.  Fortunately, many are now becoming aware of the seriousness of the gross mistakes of the past several decades.  The blame is shared by both political parties.  Many Americans now are demanding to hear the plain truth of things and want the demagoguing to stop.  Without this first step, solutions are impossible."  Ron Paul

McKdaddy

September 08, 2008, 05:54:09 pm #33
They won the contest for "biggest bass drum"
Don't buy upgrades, ride up grades.

"You are everything that is wrong with this place . . . Ban me"

"CPI, ex-food and energy, is only good for an anorexic pedestrian"--Art Cashin

JIMMY BOARFFETT

September 08, 2008, 05:56:30 pm #34
They stole it from the Mexicans!
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

HoopS

September 08, 2008, 05:58:30 pm #35
Chaps

Porkys Revenge

September 08, 2008, 06:02:06 pm #36
Quote from: HawgFan25 on September 08, 2008, 05:48:32 pm
Me too!  It was probably the same stupid ho.
Did she make you tie her up? If so it probably was. They must have alot of spare time down there, Idle time is the devils workshop. Oh the stories I could tell.

HangTenHog

September 08, 2008, 06:04:29 pm #37
I don't care what you say, the women there can braid the hair of their armpits better than anywhere else....

earlenehawg

September 08, 2008, 06:05:27 pm #38
I was born and raised in Texas, but couldn't wait to be an Arkansas Razorback fan.

ConcordHawg

September 08, 2008, 06:05:30 pm #39
They do have some HOT Girls!

SRFL

September 08, 2008, 06:13:05 pm #40

The half hour commute to see us whip TAMU next season is a plus. 

Spiral_cut

September 08, 2008, 06:15:12 pm #41
They have some beer there....

Brand X Hog Fan

September 08, 2008, 06:15:44 pm #42
1. Back in the day, the daddies of all the good looking girls, mostly blondes, bought them black cars, usually Monte Carlos, and sent them to the U of A to go to school.

2. I was born there but didn't stay long enough to have to claim it!
"I want to give you [Arkansas] something you've never had." - Coach Bielema, December 5, 2012, the beginning of a Dynasty!

Quote from: oldbear on January 14, 2013, 07:56:49 pm
The recruiting rankings guarantee success about as well as getting Lee Corso to choose your team as the winner.

yraciv

September 08, 2008, 06:16:49 pm #43
Friday Night Lights, Dallas Stars, and San Antonio Spurs; now the only thing good about Austin is 6th Street

1FBL

September 08, 2008, 06:19:23 pm #44
My daughter was born there, but we got her back to Arkansas as quick as possible.  Hopefully the damage will be minimal.
"(Kentucky) really got it going with both the run and that pass and that keeps you off balance," Nutt said.

razorbass

September 08, 2008, 06:21:56 pm #45
I Don't live there. ;D
;D

Masshog

September 08, 2008, 06:28:14 pm #46
I can't do it.
My feets hurt.

OahuHawg

September 08, 2008, 06:30:20 pm #47
their student body is on my list of things that don't suck

Tejano Jawg

September 08, 2008, 06:32:40 pm #48
Quote from: Klynt21 on September 08, 2008, 06:30:20 pm
their student body is on my list of things that don't suck


You found the ONE thing remotely associated with the Longhorns that is good.
Between McAfee being obnoxious and Corso decomposing before our eyes I can't even watch GameDay anymore. —Torqued Pork

Burt B.

September 08, 2008, 06:38:45 pm #49
Texass has no state income tax.
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