The official “Say something nice about Missouri thread”.

[intoxhog]

Ill start.

1. Sunday beer runs (if you live in NWA)

2. Lotto tickets   (again if you live in NWA)

3. porn superstores


oh yea they have a coach too.

Ok thats all i can think of to say nice about Missouri.

[Nutts and Bolts]

Lake of the Ozarks....

[Mo_Better_Hogs]

I live there. That's about it.

BEAT MIZZOU!!!

[Chad In Real Life]

theyre better than Oklahoma & Texas

[Tripod1]

Branson
Bass Pro Shop
KC BBQ

[bokid12]

It's pronounced by some as Misery

[tuskwound]

dude, the STL CARDS

[jak09902004]

Without Missouri, Iowa would fall on us.

[intoxhog]

Lake of the Ozarks....

Oh yea, I almost forgot about that. A funny story, they have something called the cove up there or something to that effect. A buddy of mine and I were up there "fishing" and that place looked like a girls gone wild video.

[PAHog]

It boarders Arkansas and floating the Elk River Memorial Day and 4th of July weekends is some of the best people watching on earth.

[UhOhioHog]

They asked us to "Show Me" how to play football.

[BradyHolzhauer]

The St. Louis Cardinals!
2006 World Champions!
-B

[HootieHaterfromALA]

Probably should have killed the fishing trip and driven the bass tracker up in the cove!!

[GabeMartini]

It isn't Mississippi.

[tuskwound]

I thought I said that

[Tejano Jawg]

I grew up in Bentonville...so "going to the line" meant driving 15 minutes north to buy beer (or have someone else to buy it for us). So thank you Missouri.

[UhOhioHog]

They were officially in the Confederacy!

[intoxhog]

Probably should have killed the fishing trip and driven the bass tracker up in the cove!!

why do you think i put the word fishing in quotes. LMAO!!!

PS they had like 750k boats,, Battleships or whatever you want to call them. It was insaine!!!

[UhOhioHog]

My son goes to school there.  Traitor!

[tuskwound]

Wasnt the oulaw Josey Wales from Missouri?

[SpiritHog]

They are not Kansas.  The outlaw Josey Wales came from there.

[Hedgehog79]

it's not alabama :razorback:

[UhOhioHog]

Jesse James too.

[Brand X Hog Fan]

Truman Lake catfishing is some of the best in the country!

You can buy beer at Wally's.

They have a good basketball coach.

The Rams are in the Seahawks' division (pencil in a W for the hawks)

[UhOhioHog]

They gave us Little House on the Prairie.

[cosmodrum]

1. Born in KC
2. The Chiefs (yeah, they suck monkey butt) and Arrowhead Stadium
3. The Royals (yeah, they will always suck monkey butt, love 'em just the same, though) and Kaufman Stadium
4. Worlds of Fun
5. Oceans of Fun
6. Fiorella's Jack Stack BBQ
7. Gates BBQ
8. Arthur Bryant's BBQ
9. NCAA Bball tourney
10. Independence, MO, home town of Harry S. Truman
11. Lake of the Ozarks
12. Branson, the redneck PG version of Vegas
13. Bass Pro Shops
13. Yes, Truman lake has some good fishing, I like the crappie
14. Mac-a-Doodles liquor store, NW AR types, you should know what I'm talking about


No particular order

[aloha_kid]

Ellie Mae was HOT back in the day

[UhOhioHog]

BEER!  Budweiser

[Brand X Hog Fan]

why do you think i put the word fishing in quotes. LMAO!!!

PS they had like 750k boats,, Battleships or whatever you want to call them. It was insaine!!!

The cove is off limits to military personnel, lol! There is a smaller version of the cove on Truman. Its a blast!

[OnYourToes]

I live here. . . . . The Cardinals. . . . . . still thinking. . . . . . yep that's it

[intoxhog]

They gave us Little House on the Prairie.

their girls have gave so many of our Benton county boys Gonorrhea too. Im just saying......

[BradyHolzhauer]

I live here. . . . . The Cardinals. . . . . . still thinking. . . . . . yep that's it

AMEN, BRUTHA!
-B

[Razor_back]

I was born there....ummmm...it's fun to spell!

[John Futrall]

Without Missouri, Iowa would fall on us.

That is FUNNY!

[Bama Hog™]

The Chiefs
The Cards
The Elk River, Noel, MO and that outdoor bar there I used to go to in the summers.
Big Joe from Slader, Mo

[PorkBrainz]

Without Missouri, Iowa would fall on us.

LMAO....that was Too funny!


the bass pro shop in springfield is da bomb!

[tuskwound]

DA' CARDS

[John Futrall]

They have a football coach

[tuskwound]

If any of you turkey hunt , they have great public land turkey hunting, expensive though!

[Hogules]

Branson is like Vagas if Flanders were in charge
Homer J Simpson

Chery Crow is from MO .....

[beansandtaters]

Tha Cardinals and St. Louis girls are easy

[beansandtaters]

Tha Cardinals and St. Louis girls are easy

I don't mean that the Cardinals are easy...yeah that sounded bad...

[DrSwineESQ]

Entering the state of Arkansas from Mac County really makes Arkansas look like a nice, modern, clean place.

[JM Gorilla]

Lambert's.  Home of the "throwed" rolls.

[tuskwound]

Cheryl Crow doinked Michael Jackson.

[HogK]

Oh come'on guys, we can do better than this--beer runs? 

Why our neighbah state to the Nawth has a long and reputable history in the formation of a Americana culture and society--Mark Twain, Harry Truman, Saint Louis, the Gateway to the West, K.C. Blues, why we can go on and on with the contributions that the Show-me State has made to....zzzzz

Porn Superstores!  Now that's what I'm talking 'bout!

[intoxhog]

Cheryl Crow doinked Michael Jackson.

i thought she was freaking hot untill you said that.

[memphishog]

I don't know, show me.

[Hogules]

she still hot

[bstreet]

Mizzou's black uniforms, smart enough to hire Mike Anderson, and Columbia is a great party town.