Top 20 surprises for Nutless at Ole Miss

[ashleyswine]

Nutt never showed any respect or concern for South Arkansas while he was in state  why would that change now?

[SpiritHog]

You are dead on about no cell phone reception in Oxford.  You'd think someone with a brain could could do something about that . . . oh wait, it's Mississippi . . . nevermind.

He is in Mississippi.....Cell Phones?

[docryde3]

Thats really sad.  He's not our coach, we've got bigger issues, yet you still waste your time hating him.  I think hating Nutt became its own sport, a lifestyle even, and a whole lot of people are clueless about what to without it.  Like hippies without a cause. Sad sad sad.....

your a typical hugger and thats sad in my book

[VRaptor]

If South Arkansas loves Nuttz soooo much (and not so much the Razorbacks), does that mean we can stop playing games in Little Rock?

Better check your map,Little Rock is in central arkansas

[cohog]

Biggest surprise...Nutt will win 2008 SEC COY.  Considering Ole Miss' 0-8 SEC record this year, a 7-5 or 8-4 season will probably get him the COY honor.

[ColonelNutt]

Biggest surprise...Nutt will win 2008 SEC COY.  Considering Ole Miss' 0-8 SEC record this year, a 7-5 or 8-4 season will probably get him the COY honor.

I already predicted that in another thread.  He's got nowhere to go but up.  Remember 1998.  Remember 2006 after the 4-7?  Yup. he won it then also.  If he wins 3 SEC COY in 11 years, sexton is gonna demand he get 3m per year from ole miss and he'll probably get it.

[RhodeHog]

25.  Surprisingly, Danny wasn't in as bad of health as he initially led on.

[porkurina]

Is there a Holiday Inn in Oxford?

[SpiritHog]

The only way that happens is when he is 6 foot under. Don't mean to be harsh, but it is the truth.

You have a good understanding of the true reality!

[stronguard]

That kid from Texas will be moved to DB or WR by spring practice.  That's just the way Hootie rolls.

PRICELESS +1

[HogFansReunited]

People from south Arkansas will take offense to that statement.  They are definately smarter than that, you should be too.  Is your moving van packed ?

Moving van?  What the hell are you talking about?  All he has to do is back his truck up to the double wide.

[dj shanon "Notshavin" smeya]

20.  Rick Schafer ain't coming with him.

19.  He still can't coach.

18.  He can't find Oxford on a map.

17.  He doesn't have naked pictures of the Ole Miss chancellor with a goat and an egg beater.

16.  Paw-Paw ain't coming with him.

15.  He finally realizes out-of-state people think "I called that play, brutha!" is stupid, too.

14.  He won't have Chuck Barrett playing with his sack during post game shows

13.  He still has to play Tennessee.

12.  He actually will be expected (gasp!) to beat other teams like Mississippi State.

11.  He can't accuse the fans of booing Hog players instead of him anymore.

10.  He still has to play Georgia.

9.   WTVA in Oxford has no anchorwoman slots available.

8.   He actually has to play the other in-state school now.

7.   He still has to play Florida.

6.   He has to play Vandy every year now.

5.   There is no cell phone reception in Oxford.

4.   He will actually have to recruit...Matt Jones and Darren McFadden won't fall into his lap.

3.   He is no longer referred to as a "winner" and a "fighter"...it will be replaced with "loser" and "quitter".

2.   The Mississippi media will actually challenge him on his disgustingly childish play calling skills.

1.   He gets to have his ass handed to him on a yearly basis by the Hogs!

This should be archived forever.  Brilliant work, my friend.

[Hogoman]

HDN is no longer here.....this obsession is weird.

OK, don't obsess about it.