What everybody in the state of Arkansas knows about Gus' offense...

[Malvin]

but yet somehow our coach had no clue about.  When they get a first down they hurry to the line and run another play as quickly as possible.  Gus has been doing this since highschool, did it here for 1 year, and has done it every single game at Auburn.  How is it possible that after their big play in the first quarter that we only had 9 on the field?  And why would a player flop instead of calling a timeout?  Seeing him go down and pop up has to be the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen a Razorback do in my lifetime.  This isn't soccer.  How could we not be prepared for this?

[BrianG]

You could also finish your title with" kicks Arkansas' a*s*s.