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Pretty funny: Kingsbury vs. Bielema Tale of the Tape

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DukeOfPork

September 22, 2015, 10:35:47 pm

BorderPatrol

September 22, 2015, 10:38:11 pm #1
Awesome!

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Jek Tono Porkins

September 22, 2015, 10:40:52 pm #2
That's pretty funny.
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regi

September 22, 2015, 10:44:59 pm #3
Funny

pigbacon

September 22, 2015, 11:31:36 pm #4
Outkicked his coverage. Nice.

moses_007

September 22, 2015, 11:38:40 pm #5
Arkansas may not win many games, but its coach is the biggest mouth in college football.  Hey, we're #1 in something!!!!

gmarv

September 22, 2015, 11:46:08 pm #6
i liked it thought it was pretty funny.

hoglady

September 23, 2015, 07:09:43 am #7
Funny - and everyone should read the whole article.
It touches on Enos and Arkansas' loss of identity, Petrino's 0-3 start, Strong's Texas dumpster fire and Muschamp's woes at Auburn.
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Jackrabbit Hog

September 23, 2015, 07:53:02 am #8
Quote from: hoglady on September 23, 2015, 07:09:43 am
Funny - and everyone should read the whole article.
It touches on Enos and Arkansas' loss of identity, Petrino's 0-3 start, Strong's Texas dumpster fire and Muschamp's woes at Auburn.

Lots of our fans don't like Pat Forde, but he's a great writer and his columns are always pretty witty.
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The Hogfather

September 23, 2015, 07:54:47 am #9

SouthSide Johnny

September 23, 2015, 07:55:48 am #10 Last Edit: September 23, 2015, 09:28:33 am by SouthSide Johnny
Nice steal

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hoglady

September 23, 2015, 09:22:00 am #11
Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on September 23, 2015, 07:53:02 am
Lots of our fans don't like Pat Forde, but he's a great writer and his columns are always pretty witty.

Well - to be honest most of our fans don't like too many of the Sportswriters.
Maybe Lowe and the guy for SDS who loves the Hogs.
Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?

"Compassion for animals is intimately associated with goodness of character, and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man."
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eequalsmcsquared

September 23, 2015, 09:24:23 am #12
Quote from: The Hogfather on September 23, 2015, 07:54:47 am
Beilema by a country mile!

assuming the fight lasts less than  a minute, yes.
 

DukeOfPork

September 23, 2015, 09:27:51 am #13
Quote from: hoglady on September 23, 2015, 09:22:00 am
Well - to be honest most of our fans don't like too many of the Sportswriters.
Maybe Lowe and the guy for SDS who loves the Hogs.

Yeah, we really want someone to feed into our false optimism.  When they don't then they just "hate Arkansas".

Forde has always been pretty good. 

SamBuckhart

September 23, 2015, 10:10:48 am #14
What about pictures of their wives?  Ooops KK evidently at 36 is still undecided about which team he is on. Hope TCU gives him a V Secret wedggie this weekend.
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hvsupastar

September 23, 2015, 10:25:02 am #15
That Tale of the tape actually makes CBB look pretty cool
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DukeOfPork

September 23, 2015, 11:12:56 am #16
Quote from: SamBuckhart on September 23, 2015, 10:10:48 am
What about pictures of their wives?  Ooops KK evidently at 36 is still undecided about which team he is on. Hope TCU gives him a V Secret wedggie this weekend.

Well, Bielema was still single into his 40s.

And assuming that Kingsbury is, in fact, of a "conventional" orientation, I assure you he has no problems in that department.

Großer Kriegschwein

September 23, 2015, 11:14:27 am #17
Quote from: DukeOfPork on September 23, 2015, 11:12:56 am
Well, Bielema was still single into his 40s.

And assuming that Kingsbury is, in fact, of a "conventional" orientation, I assure you he has no problems in that department.

If you asked BB, due to his Air Raid schemes, his orientation is of the limp-wristed persuasion. Kinda like a Ryan Gosling version of Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds and that the reason he didn't stay in the NFL is his unique limp-wristed throwing style.
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Youngsta71701

September 23, 2015, 11:23:13 am #18
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SouthSide Johnny

September 23, 2015, 11:44:10 am #19
Quote from: SamBuckhart on September 23, 2015, 10:10:48 am
What about pictures of their wives?  Ooops KK evidently at 36 is still undecided about which team he is on. Hope TCU gives him a V Secret wedggie this weekend.

He's on your team, tell us..
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hoglady

September 23, 2015, 03:53:28 pm #20
Quote from: DukeOfPork on September 23, 2015, 11:12:56 am
Well, Bielema was still single into his 40s.

And assuming that Kingsbury is, in fact, of a "conventional" orientation, I assure you he has no problems in that department.

As probably the only woman posting in this thread - I can assure you Kingsbury would have no problems whatsoever. But really - even though he's a cute guy, has little too much of that preppy look going on.
Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?

"Compassion for animals is intimately associated with goodness of character, and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man."
― Arthur Schopenhauer, The Basis of Morality

The Hogfather

September 23, 2015, 06:41:45 pm #21
Quote from: hoglady on September 23, 2015, 03:53:28 pm
As probably the only woman posting in this thread - I can assure you Kingsbury would have no problems whatsoever. But really - even though he's a cute guy, has little too much of that preppy look going on.

Just say it:  You think he's gay.

SRV

September 23, 2015, 06:50:07 pm #22
Quote from: The Hogfather on September 23, 2015, 06:41:45 pm
Just say it:  You think he's gay.
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The room's startin to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness.

We've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.....

hoglady

September 23, 2015, 06:50:50 pm #23
Quote from: The Hogfather on September 23, 2015, 06:41:45 pm
Just say it:  You think he's gay.

I didn't say that - you did.
I don't really think that - I think he's a pretty boy.
But whichever way he goes - I'm certain he has no problems.
Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?

"Compassion for animals is intimately associated with goodness of character, and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man."
― Arthur Schopenhauer, The Basis of Morality
 

BadHog

September 23, 2015, 07:41:07 pm #24
Pretty boy versus fat boy! HA - I'll stick with the fat boy!

I can't believe that between the two of them, they are raking in over $7 mil! Talk about being over paid, overrated, and over hyped!
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BadHog

September 23, 2015, 07:43:07 pm #25
"Rumors are started by haters, spread by the fools and accepted by idiots."

DukeOfPork

September 23, 2015, 09:28:59 pm #26
Quote from: BadHog on September 23, 2015, 07:41:07 pm
Pretty boy versus fat boy! HA - I'll stick with the fat boy!

I can't believe that between the two of them, they are raking in over $7 mil! Talk about being over paid, overrated, and over hyped!

Most of the coaches in the SEC make over $4 million.  That's just the average of cost for a coach.  It's nothing special, by today's standards.
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