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Still Houston Nutt to MeSung to the tune of Billy Joel's "Still Rock and Roll to Me".
Inspired by the recent events...enjoy... What's the matter with the threads I'm startin' Can't you tell your sunshine's too bright Maybe I should be a nicer poster But I'm not buying all this shite Where have you been hidin' lately, darksiders? You can't post sunshine When you know Nutt's a liar Everybody's talkin' 'bout the offense Funny, but he's still Houston Nutt to me What's the matter with Mitch Mustain startin'? When we all know that he's The One Should I get a pair of new season tickets When RoJo's gonna spoil the fun? Nowadays it makes a lot much more sense Your best bet's a no-huddle Spread Offense Smoke draw, Kill me ma, why did DMac break the law? He's still Houston Nutt to me Oh, it doesn't matter what they say during Drive Time 'Cause it's always been the same smoke screen There's a new Quarterback in town But Dale is still a clown Mitch is all over the magazines Though he's not your average teen How about starting a real punt returner And a chance to open up the game Well, you could really be a help to this team Nutt If you just let Gus call the plays Don't waste your time wishing for a winning season You'll tell us the same shite for whatever reason: Next year, same fear, Dale's queer, “brand new year” He's still Houston Nutt to me ---- Instrumental Interlude ---- Whooooooooa-ho What's the matter with the board I'm checkin' Don't you know that you're out of touch Should I try to be a “balanced” poster If you are then you think too much Don't you know about the big Hogville Tailgate? All you need is beer and you will feel great Wait ‘til next year, kiss my rear, more beer, Nutt GET OUTTA HERE He's still Houston Nutt to me Everybody's talkin' 'bout next year, funny but He's still Houston Nutt to me | |||
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