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StanHeathball

Theyre playin StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball
Theyre playin StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball

(Now rapping Basketball, Number 1, NotShavinTilHeathGo)

StanHeathball is my favorite sport,
I like the way they stumble up and down the court,
Just like Hes the King when hes on the road, so is his team Who cant beat a zone,
I like turnovers, that keep us from the hoop,
My favorite play is the stand-around-and-poop,
The Pick up dribble/dont roll, I like the missed free throw,
Cause it's StanHeathball, with NotShavinTilHeathGo

Theyre playin StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball
Theyre playin StanHeathball
We love that StanHeathball

I used to wear my hog gear, and then drink some Beam,
And watch Corliss dominate every team
And Day, Big O, and Mayberry,
Played 40 minutes, of crazy D
Great Hawgball used to be our thing,
Even Bradley, Hood and Kareem Reid,
And number 14, my man Corey B.,
Is the point guard on my All-Hog team.

(Shoot a brick, yall, Watch out, Watch out
Heaths 19-43, now here comes the rest)

Brewer, Delph and Sir Sid Moncrief,
Now these players, could never be beat,
Walker, Klein, and Alvin, too,
Just give em the ball, and then you chalk up 2,
Hastings and Reed were on the scene,
And Andrew Lang was really mean,
Tommy Boyer didn't take no junk,
and William Mills had a monster dunk,

Tell me, were you in the joint?,
The night Martin Terry scored 47 points,
Or when the 94 team won a Championship,
And didnt let nobody, give em no kind of lip,
When Scotty T., beat the whole Duke team,
With a rainbow three that came out of a dream,
When, Corey Beck didn’t let us fall,
But now with Mr. Class, its StanHeathball.

Theyre playin StanHeathball (Play McCurdy)
We love that StanHeathball (Cmon, Stan)
Theyre playin StanHeathball (For the Love of..)
We love that StanHeathball