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Random Thoughts Thread - The Song


Random Thoughts Thread, By The Hitman - To the Tune of Adam Sadlers Lunch Lady Land

Woke up in the morning.
Logged onto Hogville.
Read 20 of the same posts
The newbies have the same speil.
I know the hogs are playing tonight,
But right now its not a big deal
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Random Thoughts Thread.

Well, it helps me get things out of my head
So I dont start to shout.
I some times we talk about blues
Other times rocking out.
I know Jennifer Connelly is hot,
Elizabeth Shue is another one we cant leave out.
Everybody has plenty of ideas
Down here in Random Thoughts Thread.

Well, yesterdays thoughts
Are todays memories.
Some times we bring up the past
Like morning twin river peeeeeees.

In Random Thoughts Thread, your dreams come true.
Like a free trip to see DMB.
Mountains of bull shiit
And rivers made of Bolevard Wheat.
But don't forget to return everyday
Or you’ll be left behind.
No Tavernite can escape
The magic of Random Thoughts Thread.

Oh..
I’M EMBARRESSED and mikeb.
I’M EMBARRESSED and mikeb.
I’M EMBARRESSED and mikeb.
RazorDrummer.
RazorDrummer,
RazorDrummer
I’M EMBARRESSED and mikeb
I’M EMBARRESSED and mikeb.
RazorDrummer
RazorDrummer
TuckFexas.
Random Thoughts
Random, Random Thoughts.
Random Thought.
Random, Random Thoughts.
Come on.
Random Thoughts.
Random, Random Thoughts.
Yeah.
Random Thoughts.
Random, farting noise Thoughts.

Well, ah, dreamt one mornin
That I woke up to see
All the Random Thoughts
Were taking over me.
It screamed, Why do you
Type me out everyday?
I said, I got the brain,
Just do what I say.

Then the Notshavin and Turd Ferguson
Started joinin the fight
And the Inigo Montoya
Pushed me with all his might
And the Dmac slapped me
And it kicked me in the head.
It's called revenge,
Whatshaking said.

I said, What did I do to
Make you all so mad?
They said, You type too much
And your grammar is bad.
Then Hogmommy said,
You better run and hide.
But then my friend, The Hitman,
Came and joined my side.

He said, If it wasnt for the random thoughts,
The no one would read ya.
You should be leaving your posts
About eating pizza.
Random Thoughts gives you a purpose
And it gives you a goal.
You should be leaving those thoughts
Before they get old.

Now, all the angry thoughts
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In our Hogville home.

Thanks to
Random Thoughts
Random, Random Thoughts.
Random Thought.
Random, Random Thoughts.
Come on.
Random Thoughts.
Random, Random Thoughts.
Yeah.
Random Thoughts.
Random, Random Thoughts.

Well, me and my thoughts got friendly.
There’s over 50 pages and doin fine
Down in Random Thoughts Thread..