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Hogville Tailgate-Party

Hogville Tailgate-Party (To the Tune of Eagle's Hotel California)

On a dark ozark highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of crawfish, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering bud light
My thirst grew heavy and my stomach growled,
I had to stop for a bite

There they stood near the Ville Tent
I caught a funky smell,
And I was thinking to myself,
This could be Hogville or this could be Hell
Then they lit up a cigarette and they showed me the way
There were fart noises coming down the parking lot,
I thought I heard them say...

CHORUS
Welcome to the Hogville Tailgate-Party
Such a boobies Tent
Such a boobies Event

Plenty of room at the Hogville Tailgate-Party
Any time of year (any time of year),
would someone get me a beer?


Their mind is Darksider-twisted
theyve got the Nuttster blues
They got a lot of chunky
beerbellied boys, that they call Hogvillians
How they drink on the parking lot, they fart and they spit
Some drink to get lucky, some drink then take a (edit)

So I hollered to mikeb
Please bring me my whiskey
He said
We haven’t had that brand here, since a quarter til 3
And still those Villians can be heard from not too far away,
I Post on Hogville in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

CHORUS
Welcome to the Hogville Tailgate-Party
Such a boobies Tent
Such a boobies Event

Theyre livin it up at the Hogville Tailgate-Party
This place is bliss(echo-Need a place to p#ss),
Hide your cannabis...


Hog fans on the parking lot,
With a few pink panties
And they said
We are all just prisoners here, of our own ISPs
And in the Mod Chambers,
They gather and spend $ out the butt
They drink, chat and moderate,
But they just can't get rid of The Nutt!

Last thing I remember,
I was running for my truck
I had to find the way back
To my wife so we could (Hell Yeah)
Relax, said Douglas,
We are the best site no doubt.
You can leave any time you like,
but you can never log out!